Monkeys Fist

He didn’t have to hoy it up his lass too though, dorty swine.

I just had to find out. “The word lahar is of Javanese origin. Berend George Escher introduced it as a geological term in 1922.” Funnily enough, his first name is very rude in Japanese.

Mt. Rainier, is still classed as active, even though it’s last eruption was 1000yrs ago. It’s fucking huge. A brief google will tell you that Seattle is in no danger from an eruption, but I remember reading about the lahars* that Rainier would produce ( and has in the past), and I’d be keeping a keen eye on it if I was living in Grungetown * massive rivers of mud and rocks made by all the snow melting. Actually, here’s the article. https://www.kuow.org/stories/what-will-happen-when-mount-rainier-erupts# The bit that makes me laugh is that there’s a town near it that’s built on old lahars. They’ll get a 40 minute warning to make like Pierce Brosnan and skedaddle.

Not even venal shithouses want anything to do with him… https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/13/trump-finds-no-new-lawyers-mar-a-lago-documents-arraignment

Fayke Neews marra!

Presumably they follow a team, and I could be wrong but I don’t think there’s any club in the top two divisions who don’t have multi-ethnic squads. Do they, then, hate their own players?

Hyper Bollocks is the word you’re looking for

Really?

NHS are crying out for nurses, apparently …

Those were t’days

In Johnson’s office, on your knees, mouth open.

Because by turning up 3 times a week she can claim approx £60k a year, tax-free. She doesn’t actually even need to physically turn up, she can claim for online meetings. That’s not including travel, accommodation and food expenses, all paid for. https://www.parliament.uk/globalassets/documents/lords-finance-office/2022-23/members-guide-april-2023-web-version.pdf

Why are they getting upset about this, they picked a bloke in a monkey suit as mayor?

Rag week, innit blud?

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at, man.

Nice post

Jesmond and Gosforth this evening

We need Betelgeuse to wait until winter to go boom, so that it’s visible in the night sky. Yellowstone can wait a few thousand, cheers.

How do you spot an extrovert engineer? He stares at your shoes when he’s speaking to you.

Lambig apparently

Three glasses in could be from Nigeria for all you’ll care. But, aye, it is.

Have you been to see the old stones yet? Also, Calvados.

There’s also one under Naples, which Vesuvius is a part of, Campi Flegri.

Inspired by last week’s eruption in Walkergate, I went down the rabbit of one of my favourite subjects- volcanoes. Found this picture of Mt.St.Helens erupting, taken from Mt. Adams. There’s just seconds between the two photos. Also, Mt. Adam’s is almost 40 miles away from Mt. St. Helens.