Monkeys Fist

Fucking get in! Have it you cunts.

Not a chance. I like seeing Eddie’s brief smirk whenever he’s asked about this whopper’s comments. Rent free, and he knows it

Called Wayne, I think. Went to Manure.

Obviously had his phone in his prison purse.

3-1 Red cards for Tindall and Lascelles. xSH 10.7 for us.

Bear walks in to a bar and says, ” I’ll have a pint of lager and… … a half of coke. “ Barman says, ” Sure, but what’s with the big pause?” Bear says, ” I’ve had them since birth.”

There’s your answer

I’d like to see Bernard Matthews and Freixenet sponsoring the press area.

Despite its Dictator being charged with war-crimes, and it invading Ukraine, Russia has the presidency of the UN Security Council now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65146557 I do not understand how and why these cunts haven’t been kicked out long before now.

Crissyboo86, is that you?

Now we’re talking.

Bloke with amnesia walks up to a beautiful brunette at the bar and says ” Do I come here often?”

Step away from the AI. Step… did you see what I did there Gemmill, did y’see?

Also, regarding the NYC charges, I suspect some of them will be in relation to his “Charity” and the misappropriation of its funds by him and his spawn. It’d be fucking beautiful if his cunt kids got locked up with him.

Helvetica, New Roman and Comic Sans all walk in to a bar for a beer. Barman says “ Out, we don’t serve your type in here.”

It’s all relative, I suppose.

I swapped our bed for a trampoline the other day. Mrs. F. hit the roof.

Isn’t that where he told the bloke in charge of the election admin to “find” 11,000 votes or something- all on tape?

fyp

I think you might be right- raincoat and tit helmet all fit the profile. 👍

Bruce Wayne Fereday?