Monkeys Fist

4 minutes added- get another two or three here lads.

JOELINTON! Are you watching essembee?????

Isak!

Have West Ham got a Score One Get One Free voucher?

Getting a bit spicy.

Sean Bin Longstaff.

All of whom would take their seat on the bench as they bow down to the unstoppable goal machine known as Milton Nunez.

I remember when this place was all gifs of fields.

This is pretty much the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn- AI exterminating all life on earth. Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Why would they want our cast-offs though? I thought they only rated 2-3 of them?

Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. Tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” Bloke nods and says “ Eumenides?” Tailor nods.

Get shit…

FYP

The mine trip there is worth a wet-day visit too.

No. You have sex, apparently.

Oh dear. What a shame

Hi Deano.

Not as fucked as how you’ve mangled Wrynose.

Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam aye? Last time I was there, just me and Mrs. F. we went to the Van Gogh. Never been so fucking bored in my life- there was an entire floor given over to his multiple feckin studies, painted in predominantly brown, of bowls of potatoes. Ewerk would’ve loved it mind.

“Slurry truck of a woman”

We’re going to Holland ( the delights of having a ginger kid- no hot places) Ferry from Shields to Ijmuden, an hour down the coast to a chalet. Trips to Amsterdam, Utrecht, bike rides, dope and whores, the usual Then 2 nights in Bruges. I’ve heard it’s a shithole but it’ll do for me and my cunt kids.

“Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song” She’s obviously a fan of Stang out of the Police.

Gloomy, you’ll see him well before he sees you.