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    I was convinced that Ms. Winslet had whipped them out with Elle MacPherson in some film set in Oz where they ran about in the nip, mostly. Looked it up- Sirens. Kate wasn’t in it. I had to watch various clips, and check a few pages of google images to be sure, but aye, I was wrong, I’d still recommend doing your own “research” on it mind, if for no other reason than to pass the time until we hear these rich fuckers are an archaeological mystery of the future.
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    “Paiynt us like one of ya forrin tarts, marra”
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    This is your approach for the sister-in-law threesome tbh. Chuck in a pack of Gauloise and hop on.
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    CT’s Mrs. went electric about 30years ago.
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    They’re all Plan A
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    Similar incidents have been reported in Sunderland, including a particularly prolific feathered offender which preyed on Wearsiders' lunches in the Crowtree Road area. “You don’t want conflict between you and seagulls, which will happen if nothing is done”. Sounds like the Seagull Casuals might be facing an off with their mackem counterparts.
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    Airport security stopped me as I was about to board a flight and said ” I’m sorry sir, you can’t take that crow on board with you.” I said “ It’s fine, it’s my carrion crow”. Get fucked.
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    This is great, I’m all for helping the disableds too.
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    Are we sure the seagull wasn’t just being a bit flirty with him? There’s history …
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    The bloke who invented autocorrect died last week. The funnel will be held tomato
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    Those keks do nowt for her grandad-arse mind
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    You can get all the details when Netflix releases the movie next year.
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    My mate is a professor emeritus of psychology at Oxford and he says “just nuke the fucking shithole” True story marras.
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    I mean, what with all the booze and porns and fags* and drugs you’ll be doing well to find your own arse, so go easy on yourself there, buckaroo. * fags=cigarettes over here.
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    I’d imagine if they don’t make it, the families will get the money back… … unless he has the receipt on him.
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    For sale- 1 Standup Paddleboard 1 Wetsuit XXXL 1 Sofa ( slightly soiled) 15 Metector sticks
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    Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65953872 Yikes.
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    Tragic doesn’t even begin to cover it
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    It’s pretty much bullshit that chart mind. ASM ( in two weeks of the season he’s fit),comes on in the last 15 mins, touches the ball three times, crossing it each time… fucking superstar. Foden plays a full 90 for 38 games, getting touches every two minutes … “Less efficient”
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    Graeme Souness: Football legend swims Channel for £1m fundraiser https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866 Fair play to the grumpy old cunt
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    See Isegrim’s post above
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    She’s not even outside.
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