Monkeys Fist

Does he have an opinion on retractable dog leads?

Terrible shame, that mind.

Helps get some good head on the beer too.

Lovely with a duck pizza.

The dog is meant to come to you, as opposed to…

Dutty wasteman.

Indeed

Tim Westwood interviewed under caution for noncery. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65254814 The most surprising part of the article is that he’s now a pensioner. edit; I wonder if he’ll try the “i I just grabbed the first convenient thing to hand." defence?

If it was based on Gross capacity, shirley the SOS should’ve been first on the list- they’re minging.

Spammed YP

I could see it from the North Pole in Leeds.

Is that bloke on the right a jazz vicar? Hep cat with the fly threads.

Filmed in a chemists in Milton Keynes that scene.

Nice cake, excellent wine.

“Helloooooo Wykiki “

Wor Yasir meeting the beige chairman.…

Geography is where it’s at.

Closest he’s been to non-related pussy in decades.

Someone swept all the pubes up from the owld lasses bogs and stuck them between its eyes.

Bruged YP

Did they not go to VAR for this?

FYP

It’s twice as funny if you read it as Barry from Auf Wiedersehen.