Monkeys Fist

William Storey will be furious

There’s already an ‘actor’ called Lee Ryder, but you might want to check his IMDb privately

Alreet Quiff! How’s the ex?

Aye, rural drink driving is fucking rampant. There are certain euphemisms which news outlets use when they don’t want to be sued to hell, and “spent an evening with friends” is one.

Thank god the BBC News department isn’t overrun by Tories, then.

Whoa! How did you get into the Barron Knights’ bedroom?

“ The Like Lads”

If it was anyone else, I wouldn’t bother, but… … you do know that’s a parody site, don’t you?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7859539x9vo What a way to go. Dont drive drunk, chaps!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3vrw9pd16do £1,200 for two leather folders.…

Horrifying tbh…

Aaaand now we know KCG’s nom-de-plume in the world of Queer Fiction. Bit cheesy, mind

I’m glad you pointed out it was photoshopped as I was sat here wondering how HMHM got a pic of The Knight in bed?

There’s a 2 minute clip on there of him failing to say “vulnerable people”. This is Stoke’s Adam Pearson.

Really sorry to hear that mate. Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. Our thoughts are with you.

Jonty? Fuggin’ Jonty?

Callum had kicked him out.

Ease off on the heroin, try some Bong.

That’s the actor Howmanheyman took his name from…

Aye, proper English food.

The SIMPLE QUESTION that was buried within a 10 paragraph rant, which was somewhere within a page-long quote pyramid.

That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself?

D Ream blokey- “ What pose shall I do?” Photographer- “ Give yourself a wedgy “ D Ream blokey- “ Gidduuuuuuuup!”

I take it the sunderland branch of Amnesty, whose name I forget, is tweeting daily about buoycotting boxing, Tyson Fury and such, aye?