Monkeys Fist

Cost a fortune to feed him and his mate Gnimosabe’s horses though. They go everywhere together.

Fyp, ya flamin’ galah!

It’s a lucky dip with Thai’s - you never know what you’ll get, sword or sheath?

Fyp

Cheers lads So far my best option seems to be getting one off the wrist of a Thai masseur then- I’ll just run that past Mrs. F…

Right then chaps- trapped nerves. Anyone had any success in freeing them? I’ve had one which has affected my left arm for nearly a fortnight, nerve pain in my upper arm, numbness and pins and needles in my forearm and hand ( insert stranger-wank jokes here) Seen doc today who’s response was a bit pish tbh- “ take some painkillers and see how it goes” Any suggestions? ( insert “stop tearing the neck off it “ jokes here).

Prince William is launching a major five-year campaign to end homelessness, which he says should not exist in a "modern and progressive society".

“I love you honey pie”, Mrs F said earlier. “And I love you tons”, I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked. I swear she’s going deaf.

“Organiser Emily Eavis has confirmed the event will return next year, with two female headliners already booked.” Adele and Kylie Minogue. Get your bets on now.

That’s the Japanese/ English lass I mentioned earlier in this thread - Rina Sawayama. Excellent “stage presence”.

I really have no idea. I do actually have a lot of respect for Elton John, he’s hugely supportive of other artist, especially new ones, and he’s done incredible amounts of unpublicised work for a great number of worthy causes- he’s a good guy. Which makes me utterly baffled why he had that absolute cunt of a bloke on his stage?

That Radiohead performance is right up there, imo, as one of the greatest live gigs of all time. It’s just fucking sublime- a band at the height of their abilities, absolutely fucking killing it in front of a massive crowd who know every note of every song they’re playing for them. What’s absolutely incredible about it is that the stage monitors weren’t working*, so they couldn’t hear each other and had to go off the slightly delayed “ambient” sound that they got from the main speakers- Thom Yorke was apparently so fucked off with it that he was going to walk off, but Johnny Greenwood persuaded him otherwise. To turn in that kind of performance under those conditions is nothing short of miraculous tbh. * That’s like trying to drive a car with a blacked out windscreen, but you’ve got a display on your phone of the road ahead, except it’s got a 2 second lag… in a snowstorm Knowing that, and watching Yorke in particular, it’s evident how fucked off he is, and it makes me wonder if all had been right with the stage monitors, would he have delivered such a fucking intense performance as he did? Regardless, it’s a fucking masterpiece of a gig, and puts Reg’s “last ever” gig in its rightful place.

Jo Whiley saying that was the best Headline act Glastonbury has ever seen Fuck right off ye daft bint. It wasn’t even the best performance at Glastonbury this weekend

I can’t help but be reminded of his obvious muse and inspiration RIP Eddie

Ffs, still going.

Great song to sign off with … ROGGIDMAIN!

He must be sick as fuck that George died mind. Could’ve saved this abomination for him.

As shite as this is, it’s light years ahead of GnR last night for sheer entertainment value.

Has been for years but he’s dill danding