Monkeys Fist

It’s almost as if journalists are a bit reluctant to try and get inside info from our new owners- can’t think why.

Say what you like about Adolf- the man had ball.

The wording- “Newcastle and another top six club…” Which implies, correctly, that we are a top six club. Which means, someone has dropped out of the “top six” clubs.…

That Buck’s Fizz video is proper coach crash material.

Rwanda is taking in economic migrants that no one else wants?

His pronouns are himm/ler.

This reply…

Also… Having utterly screwed this country, please feel free to fuck off out of it.

Reported. ( And I’m down with the hep cats, I’ll have you know)

Given their past problems, he’s their final solution.

Speaking of which. “ We’ll tak any old cunt- inclewding yew!”

No way Quiff has a younger sibling. After he was born his dad had the snip and his mam had the full clearout.

“ Other people’s kids and stroppy Yorkshire motorway farmers and dead dj’s and Earth Wind and Bloody Fire! I give up !”

Ant and Dec producing a new version of Byker Grove… … with Fulwell 73. Fucking scabs. (the fewm will be supersonic, btw)

Cheeky ducking count

If they’re on his feet, in a brothel, they’ll be creepers. Like everything relating to this picture, actual style is a long way away from it.

So, remember a week or so ago when Gerrard said he wouldn’t be going to the Saudi league? Steven Gerrard: Ex-Liverpool midfielder named manager of Saudi Pro League Al-Ettifaq https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65889461

The coastguard went to see a fisherman’s wife after he’d been missing at sea. “ We have some bad news, some good news, and some great news” ” What’s the bad news?” ” Well… we’re sorry to tell you that we pulled your husband’s body from the seabed, 2 miles offshore this morning” ” Ok, and the good news?” ” There was over 200 lobsters, and 300 crabs on his body- it’s only fair that you get the catch” ” If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?” ” We’re going to pull him up again next week”

This was designed specially with this perspective to make Verdine White’s fivehead look relatively normal. Didn’t work

Aye, but made of tracksuit. For a country that invented Haute Couture, your average French bloke dresses like they’ve just rummaged through the returns bin at sports direct. Then there’s ASM. Patent leather brothel creepers man.

It sounds a hell of a lot like a certain chap who worked with an affable crew of brickies?

What the fuck are you going to do for three weeks in Buckfuckinghamshire?

Both look like shit from the 80s tbf. What the fuck is he wearing?