Monkeys Fist

Nice one- I’m dropping him off at 6:15 at the Surf Shack, pick up at 9, so that gives plenty of time for a patty fest.

Tbf, he’s 13, so he’d probably come out smelling better than usual, but thanks for the heads up.

Are these at Longsands? Fist Jnr has a surfing session next week and I might nip in for a birthday burger whilst he’s giving it Big Wednesday.

CT’s looking well there on the left.

We have four members who are openly gay here- we don’t care, it’s a safe place for you, sweetie. 😘

Aye. You have your classic burger- burger, lettuce, tomato, pickle. * There’s only three things that can improve it- bacon, cheese, and bacon. Anything else is chef wankery. * you can have up to two of, mayo, ketchup, burger sauce, tomato relish, mustard.

We totally believe you- no cocks for you.

Oh, nice work

Reaches the parts other shit showers can’t

False 8, since I also employ the Arab method. Bidets attachments are where it’s at, peasants.

His Mrs seems a right sort

Are we including ones that have done time or not?

Aye, it’s on the bridge at Benfield Road/Coach Lane junction.

Not sure if this has been posted or white boxed already but it’s as hilarious as it is nauseating.

His Da was Han, not Fuckwit.

Its against the Sith code of conduct.

Maybe the Kamagra withdrawals have had a direct, also withdrawal effect on his “quiff”, to the point we should now refer to him as Queef?

It was all going well until the West Brits got a bit pugnacious.

That reminds me of these two local ( Wallsend and Sunniside), vagina themed hairdressers… The first one is now closed, probably because no one could be arsed to find it.

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw.

Thin ice, muchacho, thin ice.

If he’s wearing his lovely twinkywinkie velvet tellytubby suit he can do what he likes, sugartits. I’m not buying any more fucking clothes pegs off him though.

Pugnacious little fucker, Conor, isn’t he? Is he bringing some of his shit whiskey?

They arrived at SJP an hour before she did