Monkeys Fist

Daft hat. In his bedroom. Shit team.

We’ve already seen 11 tits getting exposed, and you want more?

Dibnahed YP

Losing the plans to the second Death Star will do that.

Alreet Quiff?

I reckon HMHM is moonlighting on the official NUFC twitter account.

We should put the lads we want to sell on Groupon, just for the laugh.

That includes shit, shave and shower time.

If you open your window in about 10 minutes, you’ll be able to hear it.

Full time. 6-1. Can’t wait for the nibbles the changing room pic will get.

This game reminds me of when I’d be travelling back from Aberdeen after three weeks away, getting titty pics off Mrs. F. In the door, up the stairs, 10 minutes later… Spent…

£60 million. Yet to score

No team have ever scored 10 … oh hang on, there’s 6 as I was saying, no team has scored 10 in a single PL game… yet.

Strained his back picking the ball out of his net 5 FUCKING TIMES IN HALF AN HOUR.

I’m not waiting for full-time

Have you bought that Spuds lad a beer, or has he caught an early plane home?

Eddie’s halftime talk… “ Crack on lads”

I said earlier, we should leave Murphy on for the second half, and bring on 10 lasses from the women’s team. Shithouse supreme.

Given how slow they update their feed, we’re probably still only 3-0 up on there

Any of you lads on Twitter, fill your boots at 3pm.