Monkeys Fist

Where you staying on Corfu?

Because they want to drag them all through some dirt, whilst diverting interest from the rapist Tory (successfully btw). Absolute cunt’s trick It’ll barely register when it turns out to be that toucher from the House Auction show signed up to some crack-head Onlyfans.

“I’m Pickle Maxi!”

When the inevitable “Au Revoir Allan” official tweet comes through…

This is one of our players we’re talking about here- won player of the tournament in an international competition. You sure you’re an NUFC supporter and not just an ASM fan girl?

Didn’t one of them have a countdown for some underage lass until she was old enough to whip ‘em out? Yep- It was Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, for her 16th birthday

Also worth noting that The Sun paid a 16yr old ( Sam Fox) to publish pics of her with her tits out.

I’m now picturing ASM cutting about the wing in a Tina Turner wig and heels.

Story released on the day a suspected rapist former Tory Cabinet minister gets married again,

Let the rumour mill commence- BBC presenter accused of paying teen for explicit photos - report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66140356

It’s got an incredible cast tbh, fuck knows what the wage bill must’ve been. It’s this lad btw He’s only got a minor role in Thin Red Line so you’d be forgiven for not spotting him.

I think regardless of who was the better between them at Leicester, once he’s been Eddied he’ll be on a different level. Can’t wait.

Great film that mind, and I see what you mean. ( did you spot the Band of Brothers actor in it?) My only criticism of Band of Brothers is that it was extremely Yank centric ( I realise that’s inevitable as it’s about Easy Company), and the other Allies, when depicted, where like pantomime characters. ( E.G- the Paras in the Operation Market Garden episode, absolute Cholmondeley Warner’s to a man, when in reality they’d have been rough as fuck regional lads.) It’s a small gripe tbf, but given how the lads in Easy company were shown to be so diverse, I thought they dropped the ball a little.

Aye, me neither. The original was so good that I didn’t want to sully its reputation by watching the inferior sequel I might actually give it a watch and f I can find it on any of my streaming services.

I lost my “first love” to an aneurysm- totally out of the blue, fit as a lop, then bang…gone at 40yrs old Left three young daughters without a mother, her partner was utterly blindsided. Fucking terrifying things

Edwin Van der Sar is in intensive care in Croatia following an aneurysm whilst on holiday. Fuck me, let’s hope he’s ok. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66138530

Oh aye, I’ve watched it several times, but it’s been a while. Hasn’t lost any of its power.

Gordon could stay here for the entirety of his career, become a free scoring legend, then go on to lead the club as manager to 10 consecutive quadruples, and he still wouldn’t have made up for those patchwork monstrosities he wore.

If you look in the Transfers thread, he’s got his Technicolour Dreampants on.

I love The Kieron as much as the next absolutely 100% heterosexual man, but you’d think he’d have got changed out of his jimmy jams before tapping up the new lads Mrs.

Or a shot on Ms. Tonali.

Remember our last DoF? His first action as the transfer window opened was to fuck off on holiday. Also, when he tried to sign Shane Ferguson from Birmingham City… where he was on loan from us I’m still pinching myself about this whole new era tbh.