Monkeys Fist

Not even trying to hide it, are they?

Skin, I’d say.

I’m genuinely quite happy I’m bald because there some some fucking rank haircuts knocking about just now.

Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry

Dyche waddles in to the changing room, slaps a copy of your post on the wall, and says ” Hands up if you’d like to read this out to the lads?”…

Oof, just read your whole post. Sorry.

If you don’t want to read all the replies, some red scouse turn up…

@Howay can I have your babies mate?

THINGS YOU THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER DO-No. 358

Also.

Btw, hats off whoever posted this reply Rattled. (Click the replies and you’ll see the full image )

Tucker Carlson peddled by Fox. Tucker Carlson leaves Fox News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65379340

Cristian Stellini: Tottenham sack interim manager after Newcastle thrashing https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65365163 Only one man can save their season now.

“ Hi Inigo, have you had a call from these Ingleses asking about where our club shirts came from…Sunnigton? Somewhere like that?” ” Ci Xabier, several hundred. They are loco. “ “ Shall we just tell them what they want to hear, and take the money?” ” Ci Xabi, they so ugly, my eyes hurt. See you soon. “ ” Tapas?” ” Tapas… but not Inglese Tapas!!”

So, basically…

Tbf, that’s toilet paper…

Betitted YP.

Everyone got a letter last year telling them that we are their favourite club. Simple.

He’s thinking of Spores.

More likely to be your chauffeur tbh.

Didn’t have celery- used lettuce. Didn’t have beef- used mince Didn't have sourdough - used a bun Didn’t have passata- used ketchup. Turned out perfect

I hope so cos I’ve just cracked one out.