Monkeys Fist

I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat.

MLFd YP

Also, me trying to make out the text on Fish’s search pic…

All of which leads me nicely to an excuse to post… Given his location, we can state that Nev was not an MLF.

I seriously doubt that pic is actually him.

True, but Mackems do have a strange proclivity to dropping a pretzel whenever the urge hits. Just from memory, there was a woman shitting in gravestones, that bushpig nipping one out in the fountains at Trafalgar Sq, and their own council asking them to stop shitting in the town centre. There will definitely be more.

In other news that may have “somehow” slipped under the radar, the Government have until 4pm today to hand over all Johnson’s diaries, WhatsApp and notebooks. Not to mention the alleged rapist former Cabinet minister going off on his honeymoon.

You’re not suggesting Jesus Guppy is the accused, are you?

Giddup!

Not yet… unbelievable but Mrs.F. is a proper Luddite when it comes to streaming- I’ll get there eventually.

Nice- we stayed on the NW coast when we went there ( Palaiokastritsa), and the sunsets were unreal, also saw some fantastic lightning storms out at sea. We must’ve got lucky with the mozzies as I don’t recall any?

Right up my straße this, what’s it on and how do I watch it for nowt?

@trophyshy- your new name in a year or two?

I swallowed a bottle of invisible ink yesterday so went to A&E. Waited 8 hours before anyone could see me.

Orzo you say…

Has anyone quizzed Chicken Nonce on his “Up The Arse Corner” profile pic?

Single file or are they side-by-side and blocking the sky for everyone else, inconsiderate twats?

Mrs. F. walked out on me a month ago because she caught me groping bags of pasta. I miss her so much. I’ve been feeling cannelloni.

They do realise that the ancient county of Durham was founded by a travelling merchant from Bilbao, Don Holmos, so sunderland isn’t even the club of the county, don’t they?

Aye- bang on about it on a message board full of similarly unhinged window-lickers. Can’t see how it can fail to work…

You’re taking the thread subtitle too literally. It’s Sunday afternoon. Nobody gives a shit.

I’ll have you know I’m a delightful chap to share an afternoon Ouzo with, once you get used me rubbing my thighs every two seconds. Buuut, I’m not going Greek this year, it’s Windmills and Kriek in a couple of weeks. Cheeky cunts

Betty Boo has fallen quite some way since her 1990s heyday, mind. Still would, obvs. ( I wonder how many domestic fewms have been triggered by their badge appearing to be black and white stripes in this pic?)

Never thought of him as talented mind. … … even when he appeared on that dating/quiz show you could tell he was a chancer.