Monkeys Fist

I don’t have a kettle in the cab…

Moral of the story DON’T SPEAK TO THE STAFF!

So good you took it twice?

Mag behaviour that, like.

You can choose not to pay a TV License fee too.

I just heard now and all my pocket cheese has gone sour.

Personally I can’t wait for him to conduct his first interview on his new show on GB News… “ Huw Gets to the Bottom of It!” If there is a god, it’ll be Sam Fox, with her Mammas out, discussing how the Sun paid her to get ‘em out when she turned 16. Huw, of course, will present the show in a pair of backless leather Chaps.

CT scurrying to set up his new eeetseeeyuh page.

Just in case @wykikitoon has spent the day in a sensory deprivation chamber and not had his day ruined by: People Weather Cars Etc Here, have this fucker!

It’s part of the strategy to win back Durham, obvs.

It’s a shame he chose Odysseus, as then his initials would’ve been FAJ. Which also sounds like a little cunt.

I did. He asked for a picture but I had to knock him back- if you break personal time for one fan, the floodgates open. We found this mental old church that was chocka with Basil plants for some celebration, smelt amazing. ( a quick non-filth google tells me St. Basil is the main boy there.)

My mate at BBC news recommended “Czech mature piss-mop blow-bang” Apparently season 1 is slow to start but the story picks up in season 2.

Aye, me and Mrs. F. had a look round Corfu Town but mostly spent the days quaffing ale at the pool and the evenings watching sunsets at the cliff side bar before eating and more drinks. This was in the Before* times * nippers

Does he still work for the Beeb?

I know - using dog bags for your shit kit is just all kinds of wrong.

How can you see past her phone?

The Profanisaurus is one of the greatest literary works of the 20th Century.

Thanks for the warning, I wasn’t planning on looking on Twitter tonight, and now I definitely won’t.

Rude Kid was a personal favourite This became a bit of a catchphrase at our school when it came out. I like the fact that the first issue of Viz was 20p (30p for students)

So, are we now free to discuss the pertness of Not Really Huw’s botty cheeks?

Cheers. I wouldn’t mind but I don’t wear hats.