Monkeys Fist

Absolutely wokking it there Gloomy. I suppose a good knowledge of Chinese cookery terms is integgroll to good punnery?

Ffs! Get Big Mo on the phone. Break out the brown bags.

Oy! Sterring up trouble as per.

I’m dead. Someone please hoi’s in a coffin.

It’s the Guinness

That’s just all kinds of Wong.

I can’t see it? C&P anyone?

My lad is 13, perfect vision, and still walks in to fucking walls and doors.

My mam’s 2nd husband, who had more than a passing resemblance to Sutcliffe, was interviewed at least twice by CID at our house. I remember being fucking gutted when it turned out not to be him.

If everyone else is blind, how can they tell?

Bump. What he said. ☝️

Thanks. Who’s a good boy? Yes, you are!

So… can you?

“Saggy Old Bitch having her Tits sucked…” This was the best of a NSFL bunch.

Zoinks!

Wewf

Do I win £5?

Get yourself one of these Renton Then start humping people’s legs and go full mackem with the toilet habits. You’ll get sacked but if you’re going to go, go down in flames.

Devastated. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67078674

Just tell the filthy cunts to clear up after their mutt! ffs Rents

Actually speak to one?

I knew Ian through my brother- we’d often see him upstairs in the Trent before (and after) games. We enjoyed some very lively discussions He’s a really nice bloke tbh, I’ve bumped in to him several times recently in the Ouseburn whilst aleing.