Monkeys Fist

What would be the odds of Eduardo S. Howe doing a Joelinton on ATM and turning him in to a free scoring colossus of a forward? * * fuck off, I’ve just finished a 12hr shift and I’m frazzled, at best.

Wally Batty told me.

Eh??? ” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?” ”Yes” “List of medications?” ”Yes” ”Butt plug?” ” Already in” ” Keys, card and phone?” ” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

Should I blanch it before using it in Saltimbocca, or just go in raw?

Tastes of blobs.

Sorry CT, your Mug venture isn’t Stayin’ Alive if we follow Barry’s top tip.

Did she say no,then? Congratulations.

Handbags at half-mast.

Makes the Bigg Market look like Glyndebourne.

( there is a Lebowski quote for any and every situation).

Although apparently Steve Clarke has called him up for Scotland, since he qualifies through his millennia-long residency in the murky waters of the Great Glen. That’s right folks, roll up, it’s the first confirmed footage of the Lost Neck Monster!

Not a Howe player- questionable attitude. Apparently if he’s not first name on the team sheet he gets the hump.

Can you give me two good reasons to watch it?

I knew all along he was the new Guardiola.

iPhones are 6 figure codes. It’ll be Wives/Affairs/Kids So 03/06/09 maybe 03/08/10

Fist Jnr. has just come back from his first surf lesson at Longsands. Got stang by a jellyfish.

There’s far easier ways to make extra money tbh…

“ Sorry Miss, the dog ate my homework”

Here’s the lowdown on your new club, it’s been fun. Ta ta.

Fucking hell. Hats off to him for not being a gibbering mess after shit like that.

Chicken Nonce has picked up his wages for the last year and a bit by essentially rewriting the same article over and over.

Such as?

Whippet shit is a great fertiliser

I thought you lived in Lancashire though? Surely all tea there is Lancashire Tea? Btw, Yorkshire Tea are missing a trick by not renaming their product Yorkshire T’

The asterisks