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Cheeky handball from Fabulous Fabian

Fantastic play from England there, managing to get it back to T Rex from a corner. Tricky stuff.

Commode ✅

I’ve just watched Starmer’s arrival at No. 10 and his speech. ( on a bit of a delay due it being Ms. Fist’s birthday today). I got a wee bit emotional if I’m honest, thinking about the choices my Dad had to make at the end of his life, whilst Johnson and Sunak partied. Very likely sleep-deprivation kicking in too, Off for a wee kip, then birthday/victory party later.

Leaving aside the deathly dull analysis of whether winning 412+ seats in a whopping landslide is a good or bad result for Labour ( ffs!) my thoughts this morning are so much more optimistic than a year ago. Just having an incoming Government that isn’t filled with privately educated, self serving cunts, led by wankers who thought the rules they came up with didn’t apply to them. Having politicians committed to improving the actual things that impact the QoL of most of us, instead of thinking that sending a few unfortunates to Rwanda is what we need. I’m looking forward to seeing some dull, functional and practical politics over the next few years, instead of the fucking clownshoes we’ve had.

Doesn’t yet realise that we are (all cunts).

RTG in meltdown at yet another Magedia intrusion

What are the chances of Farage surviving a second plane crash, do we think? Wouldn’t that be a shame.

It’ll be nice to have a PM that isn’t an instant embarrassment when meeting other leaders from Europe and elsewhere. I’ll be intrigued to see how SKS deals with whichever dementia riddled old fool wins in the US.

Have you just come over on a boat? Speakee da English???

Give him a bro hug then.

It wouldn’t be Toontastic unless some fucking random poster had a few too many and outed themselves as a racist and thicker than shit soup, would it? Sharp, you’re not from the West Midlands by any chance, are you?

You have to answer the door in a vest and pair of kegs, preferably with some food stains down the front. Don’t even acknowledge your appearance, just let the bloke in and twitch occasionally.

Nice feeling, isn’t it?

No,and it is- you could try some?

Shall I switch off your account until you sober up mate?

Of all the little moments of joy through tonight, seeing Kuennsberg as bitter as a dumped and divorced bingo-wing wife is glorious. She’s fucking hating her job

No. Not even Quiff is this fucking stupid.