Monkeys Fist

Bargain boots- Lidl? Speaking of clownshoes, how are you Davide?

I’ve known some absolutely cracking lads from Liverpool and some utter pond life too. The city is… meh. Full of cunts begging in my experience. Also, when you live in a city like Newcastle, it sets a high bar, which most places fail to pass. As for the club, the list of reasons to dislike them is large, and grows every season, but at the top, always, and why I’ll always dislike them more than most, is because they’re responsible for this. Cunts.

Cgghhhhhgggghhaaaaallllm down La!

Wigan is the anglicised version of its original name Whinntwoldan which translates as “ Winnit Anchor”, so you’re absolutely correct.

Officially a haemorrhoid.

That would make St.Helens, which is halfway between the two, the stinking arsehole of the North West Midlands. Seems about right tbf.

Fyp

They’re waiting for the jizz to dry first…

Doesn’t he just bury them on his golf course?

I heard the drones were his own personal nappy delivery and disposal service. The weight involved in the disposals necessitates the car-sized units.

Missed a trick not having it on one of these

11/10?

Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.”

That’ll do me, Edward.

PaddockLad does do more gigs, aye.

When did Morgan Freeman play Thomas Hearns?

Thanks to a fairly brutal dose of Man Flu, I am currently nothing more than a bodily fluids production unit. Sweat, snot, tears, saliva, piss, shitewater, all on fucking overdrive. BASTARD! That is all.

I believe you. Totally.

You been reading other people’s emails again?