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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye, Elvish also became The Man in Bleck when he belted out Ring of Fire, and later had a blast at murdering some Pink Floyd. The bloke was not short on confidence
  2. If they’ve been born in the US we’re fucked. “Science can’t take m’guns!” etc
  3. Tbf, we spotted shedloads of proper windmills on the way here… … and canals, houseboats, coffee shops, Blart, pastries, bier… all ticked off in the first two hours. I’ll be honest, the only thing stopping me calling house on Dutch Bingo is that we’ve not walked past a transsexual Filipino hooker’s window yet, but we’re going to Amsterdam so… Drove past a lad on the A4 who had a fucked Audi A3 too, which raised a chuckle
  4. Well fellows, after a bumpy crossing on the Funboat, with light entertainment provided by Filipino Dutch Elvis(h), we arrived in Dutch Boro’ A half hour drive got us to Leiden, which is very pretty and as Dutch as it gets Now at our home for the week, which is apparently catering for @Howmanheyman after curry night…
  5. When we get even closer, will we start to give a fuck?
  6. Looks like Mad Dog has just heard some of their poetry.
  7. An uncle of mine had holiday home on an island in the Med. Voted Leave. Sold it at a knock down because the market was flooded. Suck it up sunshine
  8. Just switch it off for 30 seconds then switch it back on again.
  9. I’m going Dutch tomorrow- Shields ferry overnight to Ijmuiden , a leisurely drive to Waasenaar with a stop for lunch on the way wherever looks nice, then a week in a Eurocamp hellscape, followed by a couple of nights in Bruges. It’s going to piss down all week too (Trips to ‘Dam and Utrecht looking increasingly likely). Good job it’s a water park then. Mrs. F. is stressing out about everything, as per, whilst I’m helping immensely by telling her to “chill oot man, woman, man” Kids are doing fuck all to help, so whips will cracked in a bit. Roll on a foaming pint on the ferry…
  10. I always thought he was just the comedy element in the band, but reading through his wiki, he formed the band, wrote the songs, did the arrangements etc. Which probably explains why he could act like a hopped-up chimp on stage, without getting peddled, as it was his band.
  11. It’s in the thread he linked to- him and his ‘mates’ were playing “beat the ginger” in a playground when a light shone down from a police chopper. Then they ran off.
  12. Bizarrely, he’s now a lecturer on Psychology https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_Hegarty
  13. I think in CT’s case he’s probably just injected too much Bong.
  14. “ Mammy, why is the sweaty man shouting rudies?” ” Come away dear…”
  15. https://www.sammic.co.uk/catalog/dynamic-preparation/bone-saws/sh-182 Not sure how it handles wood, tbh.
  16. A small detail, he says thank you to the driver dropping him off. Top lad.
  17. Didn’t he have paint thrown all over his gaff the other week? Play with fire long enough I guess you’ll get burned.
  18. Tony Bennett, 96. Bit of a legend, all in all, and had some pipes on him. He was my old man’s favourite singer.
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