Monkeys Fist

Rape is soooo last decade man. The most discerning monsters are all about amputation these days

It’s incredible that the death toll ( 218) wasn’t way higher.

I’m 10 miles and about 4 centuries away.

At times???

Scott and Charlene…. The Wilderness Years.

Just got home. 60mph winds on the channel crossing, then had to wait for an hour to get in to Dover harbour as there were no free docking spaces. Not even back on home soil and the fucking traffic jams started

The judge assigned to his case, Tanya Chutkan, isn’t going to go easy on him “while some of Judge Chutkan's colleagues have been more outspoken in their criticism of Mr Trump's role in the riot - with one judge calling the Republican a "charlatan" - few have handed down harsher sentences to those convicted of wrongdoing in the riots.”

A mutual friend introduced them.

Heading home. Found the local Albatross importers.

As if that would help.

They could save themselves a bit money and just change the heads.

That’s Peter Schmeichel pretending to be Wob Lee.

I’ve been In Bruges for the last couple of days. Had a nice pint of Fosters at McDonalds.

I like this. It has the added fewm generation capability of making them pay us to play back at their home toilet when we’re finished with it.

If we play one season in Saudi Arabia, that’ll give time to demolish SJP, build a new one, and bury the Indian construction lads that don’t survive. Sorted.

Fyp

Someone’s got to put the cones out

Here comes the grift. Nigel Farage launches website over de-banking 'scandal' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66354476

“ Hey Steve, Fancy managing a club in the Saudi League…” “ We’ll pay you £8 million a year and we won’t ask for any tactics…” “ Oh aye, no one here really cares, it’s purely a vanity project. You’ll have plenty of time to write new thrillers.” “ The club’s called Al- Shabob and it…”

Cheeky bastard.…

Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops?