Monkeys Fist

Glad to hear you’re off The Dust.

“ Sandro, I’m ina da kitchen- come stuff my cannelloni mio amore!”

Erm…

Also, she’s an über-mackem, not just extra fingers but a whole extra arm.

Fyp

RIP Sweet Prince.

Not after the first two weeks- too weak.

“ You may now place the ring on your bride’s finger” ” Spoilt for choice here marra”.

I think the H-Blocks were less grey and more a particular, earthy, shade of brown.

Give my regards to the groom and his sister- hope they have a happy marriage. Wish her luck with her GCSE’s next year too.

Mrs. F. works a large, penguin-themed housing group in sunderland. According to her, their interior decorating is less Dulux- inspired and more H-Block. Hands may not even play a part in it.

Surf and turf off the menu too.

We had one of those on e the way over to Clogland. I think the kids were expecting some kind of sea view, they were visibly underwhelmed by the cupboard with beds in that we got. Glad to hear life as a Rock Star is living up to the hype.

It would do his head in walking through Town at about 3pm, thinking “ Who are these old cunts and why are they shouting my name?”

I have no evidence, but he absolutely pops the collars on his rugger tops and pairs it with red/pink chinos. So, that much of a cunt.

It’s Blunt. Tory MP Crispin Blunt arrested on suspicion of rape https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67233090

No way this bloke is a smoggie, mind.

BBC say a man in his 60s was arrested. Of the Tory MPs in Surrey seats, only two are in their 60s- Crispin Blunt and Chris Grayling. I was gutted to see Gove and Hunt are both in their fifties.

5-0 Isak hat trick, two from Murphy.

He’s weakening Sammy, time to slip in the top… just the tip.

You’re just looking for another disabled chauffeur here, aren’t you?

FMOP Look for the lad ordering pea shoots and Kia seed with cauliflower rice whilst tutting at people eating dead things on bread.

Wrong plastic jock.

@Kid Dynamite Free flight to Australia-Quantas in-flight service is “above average”.