Monkeys Fist

Harry Kane’s pet fish also. Clicky I dare you.

In the first half hour it looked like we might have a game on our hands, but we are just relentless and the Beige wilted faster than CT’s cock on Newquay beach. It was then a matter of numbers- how many can we put past these cunts? I hope Dick can improve the Midland’s third largest club, as it’ll make it all the sweeter when we paste them again.

Litl?

Where you buying this old stock of Lilt?

I think it’s a mean of you to single out their keeper. I fucking despise all of them.

Fucking have it! Barnes.

*You’re

Ffs Harvey man.

Gordon MOTM so far?

Barnes and Wilson on. 5-1 then.

Isaaaaaak! Fucking pick that cunt out, Martinez

Nah, fuck that, get some more goals

Goal given

Do I not like that.

Wait until you get the quotes from the venues

Proper horny Wench. It’s the blue eye shadow that does it

Madame Gazelle is a proper French minx.

ASM thought that about Newcastle, just sayin’ Sheila.

Unclear - are you checking the kids in there or yourself? Either way, win.

Fyp

And that’s all I have to say about that, Bubba

Last I heard the meth heads had taken over the creche.

Aah, but you have found a Blue Badge holding chauffeur to drive you here yet?