Monkeys Fist

Saved. Shite penalty mind. What can you expect from a grey alien though?

Good to see the lass who “sang” Ride on Time for Black Box found another career as a Spanish striker mind.

Yes I have.

1-0 to the Senoritas.

Newquay agrees

Too late mate, I’ve jumped in like a shameless tart.

Just about, but there are exceptions * * I apologise profusely, but lines must be drawn.

5-0 with a red card for Klopp.

Fair enough. ( also, their next game is after ours, so that’s that buggered).

For me, one of the biggest questions this match raised is- who is going to start the next match thread, now that Gemmill has blown his winning streak? I think whoever correctly predicts The Judge’s* minutes on the pitch for Al Ahli’s next game should do it. * ASM, because of how long he spends on the bench.

Cheer up man, you’ve got a piss wet North East to look forward to in November

Aye well. Could’ve been worse, could’ve been better. We’ll not get many better chances to beat these at their place and we couldn’t capitalise on it, but it’s a long season.

That’s not a great start tbh.

Just listening to Sir Edward there on Radio Newcastle, and he’s pretty much confirmed what I see with our lads now. We fear no one. That’s not arrogance, as we certainly have weaknesses, but, we play without fear, regardless of the opponent. This is such an important part of being a winning team, which we now are, and I can’t fucking wait to show City how fearless we are. COME ON ! 5-0 to us.

I agree- no way will we go easy on them.

Sincere apologies, I missed that detail. I’

“ And that, kids, is how I met your mother…”

Belting news that mate 👍

Wandering round Mary King’s Close… ” Dio mio! Issa like finding da toilette ina Wetherspons! “

I’m not reading anything written by Stevie

Last time I was there the Big Issue sellers were donating money to the shoppers.

The stadium itself hasn’t changed much, other than having the foul stench of Ashley removed, but the Gallowgate area around it is very different to what it was in 2003. If you like a bit of beer, Ouseburn has the same old stalwarts and a few new bars/taprooms too. The Fish Quay is a bit better served with eateries and drinkeries than it was too. I’d have recommended Riley’s Fish Shack on the beach at King Edwards Bay but I don’t know if it’s open in winter? There’s a place at the Tynemouth end of Longsands which probably wasn’t there either, The View, but I’ve no idea if it’s any good? The city centre is as it was, but there’s loads of new places to eat and drink- The Grainger Market is a great place to go for a lunch if your in during the day. There’s an Outdoor Sofa in Boldon too, which is on the list of Worlds Most Minging Places, worth avoiding.

Drives through Pennywell… ” And they call us savages?”

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman invited to visit UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66531007