Monkeys Fist
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3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
Not sure you'd be welcome
Reported.
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Just stepped out the back of my house, in Forest Hall, and heard the unmistakable sound of “ Naaa na na na-na-na naaah Geordies!” coming from SJP.
7 miles away.
Fucking glorious.
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6 minutes ago, Renton said:
It's literally 5 nowt as well.
Aye…
Daft twat
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Had other stuff going on, so I’ve only just checked in here.
All I’ll say is.
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Thats a bloke? Fuck me
Roger Doubtfire.
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11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:
oy.... @Monkeys Fist....
you been getting lots of your friends to join up?
also....
welcome aboard adrienne, fancy a shag pet?
They’re all the highly creative account names that our incel friend from Teeside used yesterday when he had his period.
He loves me really.
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Maybe this’ll be the club where he finally gets the hang of this football lark?
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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
That's a good point actually, I can think of one or two songs I've tried to find on Spotify that just weren't there but were on YouTube.
Stone cold classic
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Good job none of the daft twats use petrol, eh?
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43 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
All the “ya das” in the tory party like that she has a massive turd cutter.
That also explains Boris Johnson.
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The GingerQuim?
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5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
How the fuck that thought vacuum ever became prime minister is beyond me
The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that she has a snapper like a horse’s mouth eating sugar-
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51 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
we’re not a Superstitious lot on here but I’m alarmed by the lack of your 5-0 prediction. We know who to blame now if we loseTurn the volume right up on the shed clip
The sound of the glass breaking spells out 5-0 in Morse code👍
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Oh, please let her call it Iceberg or some other lettuce related nonsense.
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3 minutes ago, monkeyfistmam said:
Brrrrr I'm cold
I’m going to leave this one up just so that everyone can see what kind of a cunt you actually are, Lee.
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Just now, Dazzler said:
Has he deleted his last post or is this another conspiracy I should be worried about hearing from someone with the brass neck to call my patter lifting after posting that absolute load of fucking putrid, drizzling shite?
So, on the admin side of things, moderators can’t ban someone but we can “flag them as a spammer”
Banning someone removes their ability to post, but doesn’t remove the post.
Flagging, removes their posts and suspends their ability to post until an Admin either undoes it, or bans them.
I flagged his latest shite, so it’s disappeared.
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22 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
3-1 to us
Why does our Chief Benefit Recipient have a wire pan scrubber in his tiddy pocket?
Has this cunt never heard of cheese?
Anyway, no prediction -just this.
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17 hours ago, Kitman said:
Poor thing. It'll be on the glue next
Poor?
It’s enjoying a post coital smoke!
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32 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
I think he is having yet another mental breakdown.
Thompers’ed yp
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Glad your old man’s home and recovering Chaser.
I’m usually 100% pro NHS , but I’ve got to say that in my experience Renal nurses absolutely take the piss out of their patients.
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31 minutes ago, Rosco said:
and most would rather watch the fast paced excitement of the championship
Their match day attendances show this to be more Morlock fantasy.
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1 hour ago, catmag said:
Bit like that 🙂
Baked any nice cookies lately?
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46 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
Magnificent result, never in doubt.
indeed
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2 minutes ago, Craig said:
What we need is her sorting out a summer pissup. Get to it, Cath 😎
Doesn’t even need to be in a pub- no one drinks anymore!
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Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour
in Newcastle Forum
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I love a bit of colouring in, cheeky fucker.