Monkeys Fist

I didn’t know you could speaka de lingua!

ffs

Just woke up, missed first half. *Checks score…

That comes under “Natural Collaboration and Individual Intensity”, Shirley? Bunce ✅

He finds puns to be a(s)palling. He’ll be ok, down a few slabs and he’ll be cured.

@Howmanheyman’s first gaff, post beer shart?

Jism… Self loathing and jism.

He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score.

That looks like the singer in @Tom’s band

Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios.

No worries youth! Here’s the playlist anyway https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/were-not-worthy/pl.u-mJy88M0FzpVveq

@Andrew if you’re asking about the playlist, I’ll see if I can work out how to share it. I’m on Apple Music it includes stuff from ; ZZ Top Led Zeppelin Hendrix AC/DC The Ramones Iggy and The Stooges The Isley Brothers Van Halen Frank Zappa The faces Santana White stripes Black keys Stevie Ray Vaughan Quite a few others, I’ll see if I can post it up when I take my break later

Ando- former captain, current miserablist.

I feel sorry for whichever poor Parisian hooker he had booked later that had to give him a runny bumpkin.

Is your real name Nathan, then?

Cloud shagging wrong ‘un. Imagine being the model for this picture of Wor Ixy being cast out of Olympus… ” How shall I stand?” ” Well, just bend over that stool there, mate…”

Maybe all of Selkirk’s family are midgets ?

Eh? Speak up mate.

Some cunt literally breaks one of our lad’s legs… “ Get up…”

You’d have to feel sorry for the lad if he ended up back with the Morlocks. Worse fate than Prometheus.

I’ve just got home after starting in Kent at 11:00pm last night. 4hr delay getting loaded. My 9hr guitar playlist “ We’re Not Worthy!” got belted out on the way home. ( I’m also at work for this, but will listening to John Anderson being dour as fuck on Radio Newcastle).