Monkeys Fist

“Ahh yes, The Tractor Boys, isn’t it? “ “ Sir Bobby Robson, hmm? “ “ That UEFA Cup win, jumpers for goalpost, hmm?” “ Mick Mills, Paul Mariner, isn’t it? “ “ The Toons will , as they say up there, fuckin’ howk them. 5-0, isn’t it? “

Of all the shitty things about Brexit, the one that pisses me off more than any other is that the moon-faced, pig-fucking cunt who’s weakness lead to the whole shitshow, seems to have avoided having his reputation dragged down with the clowns that followed him in to no. 10. Aaaand, the twat did the whole thing to appease the right wing of his party and stop the break up of the Tories. Went well, didn’t it David? Honestly, the fucker should have his name put in the Oxford Dictionary as the definition of “ Wrong”.

Got a couple of days off coming up so I’ll be taking commissions if anyone’s desperate

Please consider this a gift from a grateful student to his tutor. You taught me everything I don’t know.

Happy Titsmas

If you park next to the Greggs in Harlesden, this lad lives in the doorway there. He’ll watch your car for 10 tabs and 8 Ace.

I didn’t know you could speaka de lingua!

ffs

Just woke up, missed first half. *Checks score…

That comes under “Natural Collaboration and Individual Intensity”, Shirley? Bunce ✅

He finds puns to be a(s)palling. He’ll be ok, down a few slabs and he’ll be cured.

@Howmanheyman’s first gaff, post beer shart?

Jism… Self loathing and jism.

He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score.

That looks like the singer in @Tom’s band

Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios.

No worries youth! Here’s the playlist anyway https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/were-not-worthy/pl.u-mJy88M0FzpVveq

@Andrew if you’re asking about the playlist, I’ll see if I can work out how to share it. I’m on Apple Music it includes stuff from ; ZZ Top Led Zeppelin Hendrix AC/DC The Ramones Iggy and The Stooges The Isley Brothers Van Halen Frank Zappa The faces Santana White stripes Black keys Stevie Ray Vaughan Quite a few others, I’ll see if I can post it up when I take my break later

Ando- former captain, current miserablist.

I feel sorry for whichever poor Parisian hooker he had booked later that had to give him a runny bumpkin.

Is your real name Nathan, then?

Cloud shagging wrong ‘un. Imagine being the model for this picture of Wor Ixy being cast out of Olympus… ” How shall I stand?” ” Well, just bend over that stool there, mate…”