Monkeys Fist

I’ve just started a gofundme for Luton’s war memorial if anyone wants to contribute?

You ever tried digging a hole with your hands tied behind your back? Training < Experience.

Dead hookers don’t bury themselves.

Funny name for a lass, that like.

Moves to Scotland, gets a Tory. Unlucky!

Aye, he’s quite well known in the podcast community- Dupa Deedoo.

Aye, but Eddie isn’t trying to bang their lasses, soooo…

I wouldn’t even let a mackem work there.

Left mate- too many egos in a 10 piece band.

What did @The Fish do to be dragged in to this?

Man of culture- noted.

It would give a whole new meaning to some of their songs

… say “I do?”

Reported.

Faced even less for throwing the entire fucking country in the rubbish bin to keep his anti-europe chums happy.

3-1 after going behind to a ropey Pelanty. Tindall to play as a traditional no9.

To be expected tbh- they grew up within a seagull jizz shot of each other.

Sweden’s owld boiler wins. Just a thought- if Benny and Björn had been called Sven and Dolph, we’d be looking at a whole different history of Eurovision