Monkeys Fist

Team Sausage- we’re back and würst than before.

Won’t be.

If Murphy doesn’t start this game, he should be sent out to “warm up” as close as is possible to their bench, from about 5 minutes in, for the rest of the game. “ Send him nuclear, Jacob”.

They forgot to mention they “ were a moderator for an online football message board”, didn’t you @The Fish?

Gan on Bruno!

Mrs. W. “ Wahkikeh, luv… ah we goin’ t’match?” Wykiki -“ ‘Appen” Mrs. W. “ Will Callum be theeere?” Wykiki- “ Appen…” Mrs. W.…

It’s even a Gordon Ramsey doll

The Pewl has an Instagram page of the community wash day each decade. Cleayn!

Wykiki’s Mrs. was dripping like a fucked fridge whenever Wilson appeared, though, so there’s always balance.

Fat lasses are always grateful

Don’t forget the Pewl where they go for their once-a-decade bath.

And his sofa?

“ Right, so the dugout refurb has to be ready for the Scouse game - who did we put in charge of it?” “ Excellent work”.

You might enjoy this mate.

I wonder if it’s crossed his mind that the lads moved tables because of the stench?

This is Eddie Hitler.

Was your uncle Larry Grayson?

Aye, although judging by the crowds, it’s been a successful hype.

Sore losers?

I fucking hope so- I couldn’t take another 30 minutes of this shite

@RobinRobin, is it cold in Hobbiton just now? There’s some chunky coats on in the dugout.

13 minutes et? Fucking hell

Spanish queen looking good