Monkeys Fist

What’s with the red and white shite around the pitch like? pfft.…

Imagine being a player in a town as small as sunderland and not being recognised

That’s pretty shitty timing mate, but at least there’s some finality and you can get in with sorting out something new in stead of having it hanging. Have you got owt lined up - same work different place, or are you after something new?

Los Brazo de La Reina is a lovely little taverna on the main drag- popular with the locals which is always a good sign.

Aye.

Absolutely- he’s a supreme piss-taker, but drops a few very salient comments on society in amongst the laughs. I also love the way The Librarian only ever says “Ook”, but is very clearly the most sarcastic bugger in the entire series.

Don’t diss the power of magick!!

re. Fantasy stuff, The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett is top notch. It’s a piss take of Fantasy novels, set on a flat earth, and has various recurring characters, including DEATH and shit wizards, and night watchmen etc. (I tried some of the proper stuff and couldn’t get away with it, either. )

You can’t really blame them for doing so. Their country has been run as an organised crime operation for a couple of decades- the average Russian Joe is shit scared to go against it because of the numerous open windows he could fall out of.

Haram and Cheese toastie?

“ You’re putting Caicedo in GOAL Steve???

What’s it called, he might need something the pass the time when he’s fleeing a wildfire?

You should send Ayatollah a free copy of your book- it’s the decent thing to do.

Fished YP, biatch.

Oof! Mindy.

Putting it blurred in the background is cheating man!

You haven’t listened to it yet, have you?

Twat.

He’s ruthless and blatant like , Wor Vlad.

May something rise up to meet you, to be sure. 👍

surprised you’ve heard of it.

I think, as a collective, Team Sausage should subtly hide sausages in match/club related pics. Here’s my first effort to get the ball rolling 10 points if you can find it.