Monkeys Fist

He’s auditioning for the reboot of that 80s TV classic, Manimal.

It’s a shame Corbyn was absolutely fucking useless as a leader, because he had some sound ideas. Who’s the next proper left leader-in-waiting, if there is one?

That’s a lovely blankie, though but.

What’s most annoying is that I was wearing safety boots, but because my feet are so fucking hobbit-like, (wider than they are long), I have to get size 8 boots for feet that are only size 6 long to get the fuckers on. Little toe evidently wasn’t in the “safety zone.

Eh?

I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe.

done.

Which builder does his Mrs’ company have ties to/own then?

I don’t know which outcome will piss Wykiki off most - Winning, and having to carry on thread starting? Losing, and having the shame of being a losing thread starter? Win/win really

I can see us bouncing back with a bang here 0-5. 2 for Isak 2 for Gordon 1 for Wilson to get Mrs. Wykiki dripping like a fucked fridge.

It’s as true as the Bilbao stuff, so I hope so

He’s following in the footsteps of his great grandfather, Ally Canty, after whom the town , and, naturally the football club, are named. Ally moved south from Catalonia in disgrace after being caught shitting in the street on Christmas Eve in Barcelona, which is also the origin of the Caganer, yet another little known, or cared about, link between sunderland and Spain.

Aye, everyone blaming Howe, but it’s clearly Diego’s fault.

Away to Brighton next. Crack on @thebrokendoll

Ah fuck right off man.

Well ffs.

If we win this 2-0 or more, we’re top again. I will be tearing the neck off it.

2nd goal is coming

Security should him remind that SJP is no smoking at half time- make the cunt go out on Barrack road for his fag.

Howay lads, make this 2-0.

Fucking off you go Has Fag Ash spat the dummy yet?

Fucking get in!!!!!! What a game to get his debut home goal!