Monkeys Fist

I think he’s banking on it.

We couldn’t afford snow. Had to steal water from the neighbours and freeze it.

I’ve been wondering who she reminded me of. Put a wig on it and it’s her.

QYP

Fruit??? You from Jesmond?

Hmm

Quiff sitting in his own filth in his Mam’s basement, creating alt accounts and dropping bait like… Then has the fucking cheek to tell someone to get a life

I have strict membership requirements- sorry man.

His mam has blocked access to it on her broadband account.

Not as much fun as watching your ex getting split in half by her ex, but it’s close.

And, yes, I include your cunt kids in this

Ewerk, Wycucki, they’re all coming out of the woodwork. Anyone else?

That’s a big old pussy.

Speaking of large crowds gathering to shout things, is your ex-lass still getting buckled on OnlyFans, Quiff?

Everyone bar Gloomy…

How many bites did he get?

I’ve made a playlist for his poor offspring

Just popped in to lend my support to Mr. Custard.