Monkeys Fist

Their highest home attendance this season was for Beyoncé.

Fans would be a good start.

Cher is like Trigger’s broom though.

Whoever it is, I hope Allardyce replaces them with 5 games left.

I pity the poor fucker who’s job it was to jet wash all the skid marks off the seats before normal people used them.

CT has signed Polarboy up to his pyramid scheme then.

Dobby is a Buddhist though, unbelievable but true.

After this match Pickford is booked in to the Cardio-Thoracic ward for an operation on his hand, too. …

Aye, but, lasses being as they are, she’ll probably like the cheap one. Don’t tell her

I wonder which one of sunderland’s top-end hotels she stayed at?

5 Dollah. Longtime.

aD was less than xD.

It’s just an innocent pic of a boy and his dog They were both full of fun They grew up together that way

Third time lucky for Dobby the House Home Secretary?

Elvis would’ve been 86 today. ( His birthday was in January, but he’d still be 86 today). So.

Murphy’s comes in plain packaging with puncture repair and cleaning materials.

Anyone? PM thanks.

“As of 2009, Murray was executive chairman of Atholl Energy Ltd[47] and chairman of Westminster Development Ltd, a gold mining company, both operating in Accra, Ghana” Nothing to see here, move along. ( I bet he takes a “deposit” off his grafters in case they don’t finish their shifts).

I was curious- what do volunteers do at a festival? Turns out, fucking everything. https://www.dounetherabbithole.co.uk/volunteer-faqs Build the site, run the bars, stewarding, litter pick and cleaning. I wonder if there’s a gold option where you get to feed grapes to the organiser?

The cheeky bastard

It’s hard being a cyber millionaire on the poverty line.