Monkeys Fist

What’s equally baffling is that the bloke is paid to write words that people then read. His second sentence is so unintelligible it made my teeth itch.

It’s mint tbh. The more whining fuckers like these the better, as it means we’re getting under their thin skin.

He did a gig last night and received a standing ovation, as well as having placards of support sent backstage, from women. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66835222 I think we’re a month or two away from a new presenter showing up on GB News.

Did not know Jerry Lee banged Perry.

Aren’t there very strong suspicions that he killed wives no4 and 5, too?

Steven Tyler took legal guardianship of a 16yr old so he could move her in with him. Page, Axl Rose, Iggy Pop, the list is fairly long.

Devil Woman next please, or Savior’s Day if your feeling short of inspiration.

Of course, when we win the game, tradition dictates that we need to shoehorn Cliff Richard lyrics in to thread titles thereafter.

5-0 to us obvs.

So he’ll be starting on Tuesday night.

He thought it was Wykiki’s lass.

Didn’t know your lass was German

Pelanty?

Got asked to work today, expecting it to be driving. Nope- full warehouse stock-take. Since I can’t drive a forklift, didn’t have a scanner, and all the driving was covered, I was sent out to pick up the mid morning bacon butties order, but otherwise was like a spare dick at an orgy. All on double-time So, picked up this at Aldi on the way home along with burger makings for tea tonight. Its not a patch on a proper Belgian Trippel, but at £3:49 a 750ml bottle (6%), it’s perfectly neckable and not too bad at all. ( Obviously, I got more than one- double time, double ale ).

I haven’t got over Hughie Gallagher going to Chelsea.

Does this count as a Gran Slam?

That was a fucking outstanding game mind. Shearer was rent-free in Keane’s head.

I’d already had 50 bags of compost slide off their pallet on Stepney Bank by this point. I was firmly in “ Meh, fuck it “ mode.

This 700+kg pallet of Chinese comestibles. LIP What a fucking day

He’s suggesting you prepare a crustacean to be cooked over an open fire, love.

He’s the hero Team Sausage deserves , but not the one it needs right now …