Monkeys Fist
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17 minutes ago, The Fish said:
It's good, but it's no Battle Beyond the Stars
Starring Princess Lay-her.
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31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Gloom. Whispering words of wisdom
Imagine…
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Blatant rip-off of The Magnificent Seven, that mind…
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Weird … she doesn’t look like a Lezza!
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18 hours ago, Toonpack said:
Ono she won't
Shots fired…
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15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
Deano
Still owes the SBRF £50 iirc
£200 allowing for inflation and Twat Tax
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9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:
So…. Is it just electoral commission law broken here or is it a police matter, or is it fuck all? 🤷🏻♂️
No one in the media is really running with it when others seem fairly obvious that Reform have misled 1000s of people…seems strange to me tbh
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/24440858.reform-uk-admission-election-candidates-glasgow/I posted a few twatter links about this a page or two back- it’s an absolute piss take, but if its found that the number of suspected, non-existent candidates is what people suspect it to be, they could be in trouble.
(Our Reform candidate in Newcastle North was some bloated mackem skank living in Washington- unfortunately a real person)
It also highlights the fucking ridiculous situation where you need photo ID to vote, but not to be on the ballot.
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11 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:
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“PopCons”
Can someone replaced Starkey with this lad please?
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8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Thread. The batshit avengers have assembled. The Popupar Conservatives, most of whom weren't popular enough to retain their seats last week, are meeting to discuss next steps, and you won't be surprised to hear that they don't think they need to move back to the centre.
Truss hasn't turned up, and they've had to get Braverman to join.
The upcoming leadership contest and period in the wilderness promises to be epic.
I’d say 10% of the attendance is sitting at the mixing desk.
Also, spotted Gullis sitting with all his mates…
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17 minutes ago, sammynb said:
I was looking for the car door gif but it appears it's nsfw.
Which one, there’s loads- Wor Brittaz is rather fond of showing her dinner.
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Meets middle-aged truckers for cheap covfefe and baccy.
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13 minutes ago, sammynb said:
You don't need photoshop, Britney has you sorted.
I watched this 5 times waiting for the Cock and Drops… you utter swine
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14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
1901.
Amazing clip, I took a screenshot of the mystery stand…
… something caught my eye, though, in what looks like the press balcony…
Sir Leopold Ryder Esq.
Scribe and Gentleman.
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2 minutes ago, Alex said:
Much higher standard of kebab meat and chips, though
Fyp
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2 hours ago, ewerk said:
What an absolute tragedy that this thundercunt kept her seat.
Was this Washington DC, or Washington CD?
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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
I don't know a lot about this story, but on the face of it it is fucking CRAZY that this bloke is reffing a Euro semi at all, but particularly one with a lad playing that has previously called him a match fixer.
Per his wiki page.
“Zwayer assisted him in a match and accepted a bribe of 300 euros to avoid critical scenes for Wuppertaler SV.……In December 2021, Zwayer officiated a game between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund in which he was heavily criticised for not giving Dortmund a penalty and sending off coach Marco Rose. After the game, Dortmund's Jude Bellingham made reference to the Zwayer affair, saying: "You give a referee that has match fixed before the biggest game in Germany, what do you expect?"…
…He is also scheduled to referee the 2024 UEFA Euro semifinals match between England and Netherlands on 10 July 2024.”
What odds on Bellingham getting red-carded then?
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Still hasn’t worked out that you post something about the person directly above you.
Must’ve missed second breakfast…
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1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
I wish I was better at Photoshop
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Cheers Ibby.
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Ooof!
Just looked up the categories for hurricanes…
Cat 1 - Very dangerous winds will produce some damage: Well-constructed frame homes could have damage to roof, shingles, vinyl siding and gutters. Large branches of trees will snap and shallowly rooted trees may be toppled. Extensive damage to power lines and poles likely will result in power outages that could last a few to several days.
all the up to
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Catastrophic damage will occur: A high percentage of framed homes will be destroyed, with total roof failure and wall collapse. Fallen trees and power poles will isolate residential areas. Power outages will last for weeks to possibly months. Most of the area will be uninhabitable for weeks or months.
Maybe Beryl isn’t such a bad choice, for a Cat 1
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Has fired shots.
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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️
in Newcastle Forum
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She was diagnosed with the full blown disease in 2013.
It wouldn’t surprise me if KCG is right, tbh.