Monkeys Fist

This is why I planned my wedding for the international weekend in October If I'm not happy about missing a match for my own wedding, it seems unfair to inflict it upon the guests too. As for the game, I'd go same as Monday night. I doubt Jonas could be quite as bad again, and I think Lovenkrands is a better option coming on when the opposition are tiring. Oba didn't look fit on Monday so it's too much of a risk to start him. My fiancee did the same thing.. we planned the wedding the weekend after the season ends. She is just worried what state of mind I will be in if we happen to get relegated... the pictures would look horrible with that depressed look on my face She'll enjoy her "wedding night" if we stay up tho Regarding the game- if it ain't broke....... same start as smogs

Proper 70s porn muff on the mam ,mind.

Isn't that " lady" paintball? 400-500 fps BBs v balls of paint I'm gunna get caned btw my brother in law n his pals are all ex army Airsoft uses non-metallic pellets. Definitely not BB! depends on the place, there are various rules in place but they are generally ignored to an extent the no headshot rule for instance, doesn't really work with snipers who are also using heavier BBs(or pellets) to give truer aim the crux of the matter being that I'm going to be slaughtered but am still very much looking forward to sunday Big Girl's Blouse

Isn't that " lady" paintball?

I'm on IE and no problem.

Liverpool/ Willendorf?.....

180 !!!!!!! * in a sid waddell stylee*

Brad Pitt

Do it for you? Angie likes it......

At last, soccermam exposed!!

Your secret is safe with all 2116 of us

They walk amongst us!!!!!!!!!

Chas & Dave- awful Richard Pissing Littlejohn- but f*cking hell man , If we're looking for the twat of twats amongst Spuds fans it's got to be....... DANNY B

metric

Heart...cockles...warmed.. more please

you such a feckin sweetie

Brilliant! Don't hold back Mate

Can I call you "Sugar" danny?

Its a fuckin wank song to adopt innit? They should have picked " Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me " by Elton John

I'd heard a rumour that Shearer rubbed both sets of goals with a chesse & onion pasty before kick off. Worked wonders

how soon before another jordan sex tape is "leaked" btw pair of em a waste of skin

He's recoiling in horror at the Alien baby emerging from the smog shirt sleeve

We could do better but we could also do a lot, lot worse, it's hardly the first area we need to strengthen in. x2

Aah, should be tatooed on the chest of every child born in the RVI