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C.C.C. TEAMS - UNBIASED ASSESSMENT.......
Monkeys Fist replied to accadacca's topic in Newcastle Forum
Given the midfield you list above, where are these balls for Carroll coming from? Harper? And who is going to orchestrate this magnificent turnaround? Shearer? No JFK? Ha ha ha Hughton and Calderwood? ffs -
Even the media have got bored with the saga of..
Monkeys Fist replied to accadacca's topic in Newcastle Forum
£50million taking the piss? He should bite their fuckin hands off. Another season like the last and the Fat Chav will be lucky to get 50p. He's had his fuckin pants down for the past 9 months, shitting on us from a great height. Stubborn and tough? So's constipation. He should take what's offered and gtf. He'll score for his precious £100 million when his personal loan is paid back anyway. -
Even the media have got bored with the saga of..
Monkeys Fist replied to accadacca's topic in Newcastle Forum
A nightmare? Aren't you the optimist who thinks we'll stroll back to the PL come what may? -
Why is it that people on here think the players......
Monkeys Fist replied to accadacca's topic in Newcastle Forum
How did the comet affect the weather up there on Jupiter mate? -
oooo must have missed that one, i stand corrected Hardly Parky's one-a-week claim mind you.... MF - I work for the lot who built it - it isn't too hard to find that info out. Stick Gherkin Main Contractor into Google and hey presto. Or you could have typed S-K-A-N-K-Y and saved me bothering my arse
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He works for the one that doesn't know if the windows are falling out or not.
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Mate of mine does the windows on the top section of the Gherkin Craig. Which company do you work for?
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Vidals, looks stunning, but purely on practicallity- Foster gets my vote. Have to agree with Jimbo mind, does look like Bertie bassett vomit.
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This alleged ''financial meltdown'' malarkey.......
Monkeys Fist replied to accadacca's topic in Newcastle Forum
Dear God, HURRY THE FUCK UP! love M.Fist -
I didn't know that Biffa Bacon's mother supported Liverpool
Monkeys Fist replied to Snake's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tis the same livestock(on the right) n'est pas? -
It's only taken me 24 years to learn that "mixing it up" is a bad idea. And then sometimes only 5 pints to "unlearn" it.
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I've spent many a pleasant evening in Southern France getting slowly sozzled on Orgnac Rose. Local, lovely and relatively cheap. The reds from the local Caves are surprisingly decent too. As for home made- got mullahed on my mates damson wine many summers ago. Rocket fuel. Wouldn't bother now when there is so much cheap, decent stuff available to buy.
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There was a rumour at the backend of last season that it'd be announced around the start of this season. It was mentioned in the pre-season programme against Huddersfield that the new ground was to be part of the NewcastleGateshead 2018 World Cup bid as a training venue (also with the International Stadium). The Gateshead Chairman and vice-Chairman are part of that bid team. So hopefully we may hear something within the next month. Another good reason to vote for our bid!
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14 stitches? I've just had an involuntary "Sumo" reflex. Btw, like Robchester, since reading your post, I've also done the self check. If all the lads on here do the same, hats off to Sandman.
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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck up his arse
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Potato wedgies -
That's gotta be annoying at Airports. ... eh? eh? eh? well one of mine is now the same stuff as fake tits are made from, although a little smaller, jesus could you imagine that? a fake tit hangin under your old man? nightmare Never again will I be able to covertly appraise a passing wench's "top bollocks" without an image of your scarred nutsack popping into my mind... Cheers Sandman
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That's gotta be annoying at Airports. ... eh? eh? eh?
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Top Drawer Sandman- thoroughly engrossing post that. I've always told anyone who'd listen we snowboarders have balls of steel.
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House of Lords 'to be dragged into 21st century'
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Is that David Trimble - 2nd row far right?