Monkeys Fist

Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle....... and a liar

Richard Reid has complained to HMP officials as a small minority of Geordie inmates have been singing "Richard, where's your ball, Richard Richard where's your ball" Footballism at it's most vile imo

skinny Queequeg please?

Always shakes the cobwebs off in the morning

politics, crime and God... classic. seriously though, how fucked up?

Dykery,Catholic Guilt,Transgenderism, ...... just another day on toontastic tbf

Decent article about similarities at Blackburn and Sunderland: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story...os1&cc=5901 Good arictle- I particularly enjoyed the last line

I agree it was a pretty dumb thing to sing given the palaver over the same song last year.Especiallly since football fans en masse are reknowned for their well thought out and reasoned actions I would have thought, though , that the " Get your tits out for your Dad" song, sung far more often at Boro, would knock the "bomb" chant into a cocked hat as far as offensiveness goes*. Never once heard any one complain about it........... I wonder why? * still makes me chuckle tho

advertising Clit Bang? Is that soccermom's cleaning fluid of choice? HaH, like she cleans down there. It's worn down like a rifle barrel, needs the occasional oiling, but that's about it. He/She 's not here to defend such scurrilous badinage!!!! Probably true mind

I fear this should be re-titled the Male PMT thread..... is it full moon?

advertising Clit Bang? Is that soccermom's cleaning fluid of choice?

Thank the lord!! we might have a hope of staying up now..... What's Barry Fry up to these days?

Happy Birthday gents.. maybe at this stage of the evening i should say.. Hap.. hap...arrgh ya fecker....yer a good un yee like.... habby.. habby burda.. aagh fugit.

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. :icon_lol: I find Jalfrezi has a similar effect

Jordan is danny b-the whole Spurds thing was just a cunning ploy.He's took the hump and gone and got bladdered and rang Virgin.

Clever lad. What's the point of shit like this?

Fop et al

Shame that. I'm still banned from a Liverpool newsagent for not signing a 'Free Michael Shields' petition when he got sent down. coming from S.Wales that must really have an impact on your life

The Pitcher and Poser? cheap? posh get

Me too- tuesdays BBC2 11;20pm.

He'll be off to Liverpool in a month then. Probably

Aye it's like the wild west I like to think of it as an evening of intellectual and cultural exchange... failing that is the usual thing

Black Eye Friday- 19th. Guinness for dinner then ales after.

Give them a break man, it appears they're trying to reflect the diversity of opinion across the fan base, not an easy task with our lot. according to figures in the OP, this reflects a minority view tho?