Monkeys Fist

I got mildly bewildered on my 50th in Edinburgh drinking Old Fashioneds with Mrs.F. on the Margaritas. Rough as a badgers hoop on the train back the next day, the only cure was rail ale

PSA. Dennis the Menace Cocktail. Add two shots of Malibu and two shots of peach schnapps to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass with crushed ice. Top up with cranberry juice and pineapple juice and serve

And Debbie from from accounts might’ve given him one off the wrist.

Did you not get the invite to his wedding then? It was bodacious

Yes

Currently mildly paggered, btw. I’m in the Golden zone- one more pint might be amazing or disastrous

Day off today. Got invited next door for late breakfast at 10:00 am, from our American neighbour, waffles, bacon, maple syrup etc. Magnificent. Going to a family piss-up this afternoon in Cullercoats. There’ll 60 odd of us, all direct family. Please ignore any posts by me after 6pm.

CTd YP

However wonky, pissed and misaligned it is, it’ll look like perfection compared to my wall ( It survived winter tbf).

I’m not surprised Alexa got confused mate- he was never the same after the split with Lyle.…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_(newspaper) I hope you stood up to use it.

Sterling effort mate.

Komrad Starmer giving it some Putin… Labour: Jamie Driscoll blocked from North East mayoral list https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-65792224

The other night I thought I’d discovered a fetish for taste, touch, smell, sight and sound. Then I came to my senses.

So does Sunshine to be honest.

So, this shit limbo dancer walked in to a bar…

He definitely roofied Little Miss Sunshine here, didn’t he?

Not my cup of tea, tbh. Finished Forbidden West and having another blast through Days Gone, which is criminally underrated.

Mental this. Everyone knows David Icke is the go to guy for proof of aliens.

Vegetabled YP.

What’s grey and bad for your teeth? A sledgehammer. ( this, courtesy of Fist. Jnr. )

You still here?

Please, can we have a week off this topic? Gemmill is a broken man.

I’ve recently started selling my religious sculptures. Yet to make a prophet.