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I got mildly bewildered on my 50th in Edinburgh drinking Old Fashioneds with Mrs.F. on the Margaritas. Rough as a badgers hoop on the train back the next day, the only cure was rail ale
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PSA. Dennis the Menace Cocktail. Add two shots of Malibu and two shots of peach schnapps to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass with crushed ice. Top up with cranberry juice and pineapple juice and serve
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
And Debbie from from accounts might’ve given him one off the wrist. -
Did you not get the invite to his wedding then? It was bodacious
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Yes
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Currently mildly paggered, btw. I’m in the Golden zone- one more pint might be amazing or disastrous
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Day off today. Got invited next door for late breakfast at 10:00 am, from our American neighbour, waffles, bacon, maple syrup etc. Magnificent. Going to a family piss-up this afternoon in Cullercoats. There’ll 60 odd of us, all direct family. Please ignore any posts by me after 6pm.
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CTd YP
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However wonky, pissed and misaligned it is, it’ll look like perfection compared to my wall ( It survived winter tbf).
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I’m not surprised Alexa got confused mate- he was never the same after the split with Lyle.…
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_(newspaper) I hope you stood up to use it.
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Sterling effort mate.
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Komrad Starmer giving it some Putin… Labour: Jamie Driscoll blocked from North East mayoral list https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-65792224
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The other night I thought I’d discovered a fetish for taste, touch, smell, sight and sound. Then I came to my senses.
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So does Sunshine to be honest.
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So, this shit limbo dancer walked in to a bar…
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He definitely roofied Little Miss Sunshine here, didn’t he?
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Not my cup of tea, tbh. Finished Forbidden West and having another blast through Days Gone, which is criminally underrated.
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Mental this. Everyone knows David Icke is the go to guy for proof of aliens.
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Vegetabled YP.
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What’s grey and bad for your teeth? A sledgehammer. ( this, courtesy of Fist. Jnr. )
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You still here?
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Please, can we have a week off this topic? Gemmill is a broken man.
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I’ve recently started selling my religious sculptures. Yet to make a prophet.