Monkeys Fist

Nogbad the Bad ........ childhood terrors!! RIP

aye, I saw that !!!! eermm....has this opinion stuck then It caused a 6yr old huff of major proportions.i wouldn't go to the game for oooh, 3 weeks. Perhaps this has clouded my judgement, but i still wouldn't put him up there in my'favourite toon gaffers' list when I was about 9, my favourite player was Trevor Hockey Can't say I'm familiar with him-any good?

Fingers crossed for the Bald mentalist

aye, I saw that !!!! eermm....has this opinion stuck then It caused a 6yr old huff of major proportions.i wouldn't go to the game for oooh, 3 weeks. Perhaps this has clouded my judgement, but i still wouldn't put him up there in my'favourite toon gaffers' list

Tell you what, we might be on to something.

Best send Norwich branch of Tesco a warning then.

Wouldn't surprise if the Fat C*nt tried to sell the actual seats, he's tried just about everything else.

" De Wint off Chenge" aaaaargh

i must admit to having a sly chuckle when Dire broke his leg at West ham. I was joking to a lad in here that i'd laugh if he broke it again before the season started sure enough a week later =D i always edit the football manager database to make him have a long career ending injury (6-8year broken leg and the like) RBS-repetetive bling syndrome

i must admit to having a sly chuckle when Dire broke his leg at West ham.

The thread on Sir Bobby got me thinking- seems the Twats outweigh the Heroes here at NUFC. Who would you like to see getting the rotten tomato treatment? I'll exclude the obvious- Fat Mike, Fat freddy and Dodgy Dougie. Mine would be Gordon Lee. I was 6yrs old and idolised Supermac when this no-mark wank stain strolled in and sold him! I'd still kick him in the pods if i met him. ( assuming he's still alive?)

The thing is, I havent left home. My best mate was killed three weeks ago. In a weird thing its smashed me in the face and made me realise what I wanted. After sitting down and thinking it was for the best I sat down with my gfriend and we had a good chat for about 5 hours. We discussed us, where we were and where we both want to be. We both want to be together and do the same things. I have now been at home for a while. Its like when we first got together. I am having a brilliant time and I am loving every minute of it, the main thing too, Im getting regular noshings No joking apart I am very happy again. We both laid down some ground rules etc and were both working hard together Alls good i had a similar "good look at myself" recently after losing a family member very suddenly.It puts a lot of shit in perspective. Sorry to hear about your mate,glad some good has come out of it.

Absolutely Legend,Gent, Master of the Malapropism To all those arguing over whether or not to erect some kind of tribute........ Get a fucking grip lads... It's not just his time with us we'd be paying RESPECT to, it's his life in football, and equally , the manner in which he lived his life outside of the game.

I don't know that is its, but "speeding" is a very wide area. Doing 80 or even 90 on a quiet motorway isn't ever much of an issue in crashes (and the speed limit for motorways should be 80mph anyway). Doing 30 on a motorway would be lethal however (as would be tailgating, driving too fast for fog, rain or heavy traffic). Doing 120mph is pretty dangerous on anything but a dead quiet motorway (only you basically) when you are sober (never mind pissed and ). Doing 50 in a 30 zone is very dangerous (I've seen people do up to and exceeding 80mph in a 30 zone) - although most of the vehicles I've ever seen doing this are police vehicles (as was the last person I saw talking on a mobile phone whilst driving in heavy traffic). In the case of this driver it's probably mainly because he pleaded guilty (which is such a cheat because it gives anyone that has a certain conviction a relatively easy "out"), combined with a woolly judge and the current prison situation. If a guilty plea is to be entered pre-trial, the accussed has the right to ask the judge what sentence they face before finalising their plea!!!!! fucking ridiculous-The rights of the perpetrator far outweigh the rights of the victim.

Keeping with the "lover" analogy, Keegan was like the slightly unhinged loon girlfriend - when you first get together it's exciting.You never know exactly what's going to happen, but the ride is fantastic.At the back of your mind tho, you know it'll come to an end, and when it does, it'll be dramatic.You just don't know when it'll happen, could be tomorrow, could be a few years .You also know, she'll be the one that dumps you. It happened a lot sooner than most of us expected Now , we're just shagging the deperate old boiler we pulled when out on the rebound

20 normally....shudder to think in coming weeks

Classic.Where did you pull that from? Agree btw. Can't really blame Keegan for walking,or the current state of affairs.

Quite simply-no We aren't too good by any measure.We are far from safe this year. Bizarrely, I thought i'd be seething at the prospect of the drop, but it just leaves me feeling...." Meh". Weird Cheers Mike, you useless twat.

The indignation.... he calls his boss disgusting (Work safe but fruity language)

i notice they all kept their socks on....amateurs

You'll get over it. A tenner is three pints to a student man! it's a whole night out, isn't it? Froch fight was cracking last night.

Hope this case goes all the way, with every detail brought out in the open.That way we'll know which one out of ashley or Keegan is the liar....(i suspect I may know already but...)