Monkeys Fist

Fnarr Fnarr, Gack

I refer you to my posting name..... With a melon in it

we'd have to change the song- " Shoe Bomb If you love the toon Shoe bomb if you love the toon...."

1'45 in- the look on Shearers face, pure surprise" fuck me he scored"

:icon_lol: Apart from the obvious, what are women good for ?? Most men nowadays do ironing, cooking. washing, hoovering etc, so why do we need 'them' ??? Apart from programmes with Claire Sweeney in last like last night of course - hubba hubba They're here to remind us, constantly , to do the above tasks, then check em, then decide it isn't up to scratch and do it themselves-which is why i've stopped doing em, apart from cooking as she can burn water

Phew, and theres me thinking when Owen fucks off we'd be left without a proven goalscorer..... I can relax now

Mrs.Fist (ahem) insists on having fish suppers still in the full paper, but with a plate underneath, onto which she squirts ketchup.WILL NOT have the ketchup on the paper beside her chips.Then every chip is dipped into the sauce ,under the paper. womenkind=Mentalists

Err.. that'll be Celtic then.

When is it released? Am I right in thinking Michael Sheen, the guy who played Blair and Frost, is playing Clough in the film?

Have Findus been struggling lately? Just a thought......." Hm ......Insurance" I too remember the sign, on Salters Road, where Findus were Proud sponsors of Longbenton.What exactly did they sponsor? the large number of frozen food discount stores in the shopping centre? The Adopt a Scabby Dog then let it shite all over every path within 5 miles Scheme

R.I.P. Ron Anyone seen those insurance ads with Iggy? Oh Dear......... Iggy........ Shame on you

bald headed, naked smoking only for me then.

VAT- is it a luxury item or a necessity?

Look the catagories are there. I have finished an extensive questionaire. Pin the fucker, fill the fucker and shut the fucker. come on lets get going Most tolerant poster

Most Pedantic Poster (guess who) Most Racist whilst trying not to be Biggest Anorak Best Non NUFC fan Poster Chomp of the Year

i find myself doing far too much of that

He is a good guy. Mind, flinging punches inside a ground is Shola-esque in its silliness. should have waited til outside the ground. The other bloke should be hung out to dry too , esp if Keith gets banned.

that would mean there was someone else with him at the time.................... to read the note

mind, that does explain alot of Shurla's bizarre choices on the pitch. As you eloquently put it- thick as feckin mince

Given the state of the team when he arrived, the morale , the poisonous atmosphere with us and the press, the fact he hadn't worked for 4 yrs. given all that, he's not done bad. Re. being a mouthpiece, it's just possible he's only repeating what he thinks is the truth. The fuckers in the know have previous as far as lying shamelessly to their managers goes. What I suppose I'm getting at is that JFK, whilst not my ideal chouce , is NOT to blame for the shit pit we're in. Even if we go down I'd find it difficult to direct my anger at him, when those above him have stood round with their fingers up their arses whilst we sink. Agree with PPud, when he eventually goes( and it would be ironic if he told Fatty to do one) I think it'll all come pouring out.

I, like a fool, was sucked into his tripe first time around and I'll be fucked if i'll buy into it a second time. All I'd ask is that he shows where it counts. Well he's got the next 28 days to prove so..... Anyone willing to 'give him time' after that needs their fucking heads examined. YUP!! I'd disagree, he's got until Jan 15, if there are no signs of change by then, there never will be. Well ok Mr hair splitter.... Either way we're all watching to see whether he lives up to his word. But is it splitting hairs? If we wait until after the transfer window then by that stage everything could be lost. By drawing a line in the sand and saying if nothing has changed by mid Jan then there is time to at least express concern of the situation. You have to remember these cunts have huffed and puffed almost since the moment they placed their dunlop volleys under the big desk at SJP and as my dear old mum likes to say, a leopard doesn't change its spots. I see what you're getting at. I don't think protesting during the window is a good idea. Mikey baby could spin it to say that it was off putting to potential signings he had lined up..... I think we should just wait and call his bluff....after all....he may mean what he says!! Let's face it- kicking off on the 15th or at the end of the Window won't make a happorth of difference. the Fat One will already know how little he's prepared to spend, and he's clearly shown that us plebs crying about it makes fuck all difference to him. Our only hope is him suffering a fatal aneurism or something, and soon

shouldn't that be weedge

Indian- Taste of India...Forest Hall- don't deliver but well worth the drive.It's a sitty doon that does take out. Rinky Dink- Joy king.. Forest Hall. top stuff, not swimming in oil, free plawn clackers too guess where i live btw

That's us fucked then!