Monkeys Fist

He only does em when he scores- not really a fitness threat then he's got 6 goals in 13... hardly a bad return. hope he doesn't go really like oba think he'd get more goals if our midfield wasn't so shite and all It just feels like a lot fewer! agree tho, hope he stays

He only does em when he scores- not really a fitness threat then

Ideal world, but mind games are part and parcel of top management nowadays that's us fucked then- not an ounce of grey matter on our staff

Ant or the fat impotent fecker?

It's Twoo, It's twoo.

imagine the fat basser listening to House of Pain......... jump jump jump Cause a bliddy earthquake Calling him a fat bastard too now. Fuckin hell man, Ant's taking a kicking here today.

imagine the fat basser listening to House of Pain......... jump jump jump Cause a bliddy earthquake

Fat man on a diet don't try it!*listens to house of pain* Cypress Hill? 'tis they

I don't think he is a better defender than Enrique and if we are looking at someone who used to smash the ball in from 30 yards ever now and then lets re-sign Robert. joni mitchell-big yellow taxi

Just by looking at the pair of them , it's not too difficult to say they aren't the healthiest eaters. If the guy does the exercise he claims too( drag the dog about etc), then he really is shovelling in the cakes to still be this massive. He has a choice- loose weight or remain childless. Get on a diet fatty

I sent in " Shite with Sugar on". no reply

Good compilation, btw 2J.

Push yourself over the edge, watch the Beardsley and Shearer ones next That's just evil-have a word with yourself

anyone ever snapped their banjo string?

Nowt to worry about- Shurla has signed up til 2040 remember.

Fnarr Fnarr, Gack

I refer you to my posting name..... With a melon in it

we'd have to change the song- " Shoe Bomb If you love the toon Shoe bomb if you love the toon...."

1'45 in- the look on Shearers face, pure surprise" fuck me he scored"

:icon_lol: Apart from the obvious, what are women good for ?? Most men nowadays do ironing, cooking. washing, hoovering etc, so why do we need 'them' ??? Apart from programmes with Claire Sweeney in last like last night of course - hubba hubba They're here to remind us, constantly , to do the above tasks, then check em, then decide it isn't up to scratch and do it themselves-which is why i've stopped doing em, apart from cooking as she can burn water

Phew, and theres me thinking when Owen fucks off we'd be left without a proven goalscorer..... I can relax now

Mrs.Fist (ahem) insists on having fish suppers still in the full paper, but with a plate underneath, onto which she squirts ketchup.WILL NOT have the ketchup on the paper beside her chips.Then every chip is dipped into the sauce ,under the paper. womenkind=Mentalists

Err.. that'll be Celtic then.

When is it released? Am I right in thinking Michael Sheen, the guy who played Blair and Frost, is playing Clough in the film?