Monkeys Fist

If you're hurling packets of lard at her,screaming" Away foul gutbucket!" then probably yes.

Insults are insults, if they may you feel better, go for it. But I'm still right that a kebab can be badly prepared (as in your example), just as much as a salad can be badly prepared (in my example). You clearly don't like that you've argued against (and completely undermined) your own point, but you still have. Of course you're right Well you're right really, you just didn't realise it till I pointed it out. Are they still legal? you tell me mate, you're the expert.

Not the fat Lass's queue.

Insults are insults, if they may you feel better, go for it. But I'm still right that a kebab can be badly prepared (as in your example), just as much as a salad can be badly prepared (in my example). You clearly don't like that you've argued against (and completely undermined) your own point, but you still have. Of course you're right you want onions with that

Never realised until last night that Frazier was blind in his left eye. Phoo

Loser buys the pies for Viduka

My middle name's Autumn.

Damn right. You're a good man Mr Fist. There you go. As I said tho, wish him well

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Unbelieveable.

Hagler, Leonard, Hearns and Duran in the 80's came pretty close in my opinion. True Favourite out of the above? I'd have to say Duran....... or Sugar Ray... but Hagler was awesome..... and Hearns!

Racist? Not sure, borderline at least. Dumb? Most definately

I remember 4 spurs fans coming to SJP in the FA cup dressed as teletubbies. That's why (we hammered spurs btw, think it was 5or6-0.) My #2 is a long winded way of saying;mackems relegated.

1. Spurs.......... 2.Keane sacked, Barry fry in 3.Penalty given at Old Trafford.Ferguson's head explodes in outrage.O'Leary takes over and does a Leeds to them. 4.Blyth Spartans take out big 4 in F.A. cup, only to lose to NUFC in final...I can dream. 5.Cheryl Cole to see the error of her ways, and become my beeatch.

FYP

I once slipped on one and banged me arse. Bloody knacked

Wasn't it originally about burger vans

No, It reallydoes mean I can't be arsed with you, mate. You're a prick.

This about sums it up and is why frankly I can't be bothered with these threads after a while. The impasse in this case results from three possible reasons: 1) Fop doesn't have the knowledge or intelligence to understand my point (re: the difference between the common cold and the flu). 2) I don't have the ability or time to explain myself well enough. 3) He's being deliberately obtuse and obstructive to disguise point 1) and trying to make out he's 'won' (i.e. he's being a dick). In reality it's probably a combination of all three like, either way what's the point? It does take me back to the old Leazes days mind. Also, what brass neck must Leazes have for criticizing me for insulting people? 1) Your point that there is a universal vaccine under development for flu? 2) Aye, I agree. 3) Nope, I'm just right and it irritates the hell out of you and manc-foplite. 1) So at this point I have to reiterate for the umpteenth time that not once did I talk about flu vaccinations, and if Fop thinks I did will he please direct me to the relevant post number. I realise that I may have confused you by saying that certain influenza viruses may rarely cause symptoms which are confused with the common cold, but I have done my best to clear this misunderstanding up for you. Etc etc. 2) I apologise for point 2, I'm used to a more erudite audience. 3) If it makes you happy to think you're right, you keep on believing that. 1) I know you clearly didn't know one was being developed or you wouldn't have used it as part of your example. 2) Ah... the comforting warmth of elitism. 3) I don't mind, I do find the reaction funny though. Oh ffs I never used it as an example. Prove I did by citing me or giving a post number. Now, sorry, I really can't be arsed any more if you don't produce that quote. So as Alex says, if I don't post any more am I 'running away' and if I do post am I 'obsessed'? Either way you win right, I'm glad it makes you happy. For the 3rd time: Like I said your example and clearly you weren't aware of a universal vaccine being under development for flu. I've explained this though, several times! Influenza viruses sometimes cause cause symptoms that are misdiagnosed as the common cold is all I stated (this is true), not once do I talk about influenza vaccination (which would have almost no benefit for the common cold), cite me a post where I do please? Or are you really too ignorant to know the difference between the two conditions? Don't worry, a lot of people are, hence people claiming they are off sick with the 'flu when they really mean the cold. No that's what you are saying now. What you said originally (as we can see above) is something quite different. Well that's your interpretation of it, but you're simply wrong. If you take that quote in its proper context it is obvious I only ever discussed vaccination against the common cold being a virtual impossibility, not the flu. Sorry you are simply unable to understand this, I think we've reached an impasse now due to your lack of knowledge in the area of immunology and immunization. That's cos he's really a Kitchen Inspector/Salad tosser

Can't believe I missed that.

Can't be arsed with you mate

Good job I'm a Pacifist really, cheeky twat.Where was the last pro kitchen you inspected then? Have you any idea what you're on about .I would rather eat my own shit than eat a kebab. Whilst the outer 2-3 cms of 'meat'on a kebab is cooked, the inner is raw, with the core often still frozen. As you are clearly the next Gordon Ramsay, I don't need to explain in how many ways the above is so wrong. Do I? Salad any day. btw fillet is overpriced and over-rated. Sirloin, or rump Keswick. I wouldn't rather have eaten my own , but it might have made things more appetising, I bow to your superior knowledge in poo-eating. So that would be badly prepared/cooked kebab then? But..... surely that never happens if salad is never badly prepared/stored? ... Keswick eh, which fine culinary establishment was that then. The shit eating jibes i'll just put down to childishness

What indeed? Fop > Expert in field > Everyone else. That is the accepted hierarchy on here. Fop will now confirm this by quoting my post and saying "You're so right ". I shall bow to his Michelin Stars.... or is that Nectar Points, never could tell

Ah, good old Audrey. Who was that guy that had the soles of his boots sponsored by a paper?