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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Same way the one about Bobby Charlton and Her Maj was
  2. I reckon he was a bit like Lawrie Sanchez, half-Latino/half-Irish It was fucking mint when he was off his face. That neighbourhood didn't seem half as deprived as some of the other ones. Not saying that had owt to do with him like. I've now got a mental picture of the big daft bugger in a leprechaun outfit weird thing is it fits
  3. Considering his Team, you might be on a while there
  4. Possibly the most un-Hispanic looking Hispanic fella ever. "What me, a drug dealer, noooo.I just keep the peace" Was a comedian.Didn't seem much difference between him PCP-ed up and sober either.
  5. Neither the Corner boys nor the Cops came over too well. Having said that , wouldn't fancy being a plod over there.
  6. "You Mirror guyshh are all focking cuntshhhh"
  7. Surely then if he's serious about selling, it's in his interest to settle the case asap........... unless he's notafter selling.Oh cynical me!
  8. I did- for Him it was pretty hard hitting stuff, quite depressing really.There didn't appear to be a way out of the downward spiral.Next week's in jo'burg.wonder if FIFA will be watching?
  9. Please, tell me you meant that
  10. K'in hell, is Fat Pat K still playing?
  11. das Geldfisch kegeln? blame google translate Babelfish bowl? Touche mon ami, tres amusant
  12. das Geldfisch kegeln? blame google translate
  13. Bit off topic , but has the wee man gone back to his Football Circus in Glasgow? Heard it was in the red to the tune of approx £3 million.
  14. Shag her Mam, should do the trick
  15. You need to start looking for a Tottenham fansite: http://www.google.co.uk/search?site=totten...etish&meta= does such a thing exist?
  16. The mind boggles on so many different levels on that one!
  17. Me too. watched it again last night.the second half, the "chase" is just excellent.
  18. Now that is a creepy thought! You think he's anally probed any of the squad?
  19. Trust me, as I'm neutered, it was. explains alot.
  20. Never mind the "alien". this is the actual footage Dennis Unwise viewed before signing Xisco,(that's him back to camera.) The two older guys are our Latin scouts, they use "a scientist" to unearth great players for Little Dennis. Honest
  21. Monkeys Fist

    Tom

    Happy Birthday Tom. Ex free hopefully
  22. nice to know they allow you internet access on the "ward". Don't fuck with me man. NURSE! Get the Meds!
  23. nice to know they allow you internet access on the "ward".
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