Monkeys Fist

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. :icon_lol: I find Jalfrezi has a similar effect

Jordan is danny b-the whole Spurds thing was just a cunning ploy.He's took the hump and gone and got bladdered and rang Virgin.

Clever lad. What's the point of shit like this?

Fop et al

Shame that. I'm still banned from a Liverpool newsagent for not signing a 'Free Michael Shields' petition when he got sent down. coming from S.Wales that must really have an impact on your life

The Pitcher and Poser? cheap? posh get

Me too- tuesdays BBC2 11;20pm.

He'll be off to Liverpool in a month then. Probably

Aye it's like the wild west I like to think of it as an evening of intellectual and cultural exchange... failing that is the usual thing

Black Eye Friday- 19th. Guinness for dinner then ales after.

Give them a break man, it appears they're trying to reflect the diversity of opinion across the fan base, not an easy task with our lot. according to figures in the OP, this reflects a minority view tho?

he's like a puppy, once you get bored winding him up, just ignore him.

good point there ewerk.totally agree with the reaction to the statement. very strange

Dear Mr.Ashley, Sack Little Dennis today&make him walk home, get a proper manager in, sort out the players contracts, give decent funding in the transfer window, stop selling our best or developing players,find sensible buyers for the club and sell it to them at a reasonable price.... Then fuck off... Then we'll talk forgiveness, lots of love Monkeys Fist XXX

Experimenting..... I think she means wiping it on the pillow sometimes instead of the curtains.

Whereas now we're hitting the giddy feckin heights. Cheers Mike, now fuck off

You can blame the Spurds dullard who created the original thread for that. Thanks Danny, I have made a mental note not to add you to my friends list, oh and by the way, I don't remember saying I was single at any time!! Classy. Shaddupayaface! ha ha, only joking love. I was just having a dig at the saddos who are all over this thread just cause you're a bird. Found your Viagra now? Still undecided Fop. However in the backdrop of a long term loving relationship I don't think experimentation is anything to be ashamed of. amazing where a bowl of chummie a day gets you, innit

Do you fall over alot?

CCTV footage of Spurs dressing room after 'Arry hands out the brown envelopes...

Phew, shows how up to date I am

Clearly not enough weed killer used

Love it!

I have to admit i thought we'd peddled the Shouty Oirish Dwaaf a while ago The thought that we're paying the useless shite a wage,still, makes me even more depressed than ever.