Monkeys Fist

@RobinRobin

Btw, whoever advised him to go the Reality TV route obviously didn’t know his agent clearly hates him. Celebrity Cooking shows, Bake Off, Antique auction shite? … nah, send the little weasel off to eat kangaroo cocks for a few weeks with a pack of fellow cunts, then we’ll have him being terrified of some trained killers. Top work

Little bullshitter Aren’t ribs attached to the spine? Can’t have one without the other.

Mrs. F. insisted I watch The Woman in the Wall with her. Pleasantly surprised tbh. Brutal subject matter*, and Ruth Wilson playing another crazy lass ( no chebbage…boo!!). *It’s about the convent laundries and child trafficking

Are you going traditional and doing the tour in a skanky van?

They need to ditch “z cars” and come out to this.

More than the Tories?

Tbf, mooring fees, staffing, body disposal, and fuel have all risen sharply. One poor bastard could only afford a four-man kitchen brigade instead of the usual five. All in this together.

Hulk smash?

Si’thee lad.

Won’t that mean that the running of his Tower will have to be taken over, since the Trump Organisation will no longer exist? It’d be nice to think whoever takes over will insert a “ no proven rapists” clause in its new residency agreements, for the safety of those living there.

Each to their own, but on the day Queen Cunt says being discriminated for being gay or female isn’t enough reason to claim asylum, why are we dissecting Starmer’s weaknesses? These cunts are in power, now, and are destroying everything decent that we’ve ever stood for. Starmer is a bit grey, but ffs, he’s not a monster. Until we get PR, it’s a two-horse race, with the Lib Dem’s sucking off whoever promises them a bigger bag of sweets. The pressing issue right now, imo, is not what Labour might or might not promise to do in order to win back the red wall Tory cunts, it’s getting these fucking animals out of power asap. Deal with the replacement’s weaknesses afterwards. Rant over, as you were.

… you know the rest of it.

I reckon somewhere between 0 and 8.

If I was forced to invite you or the dog-fucker to dinner, I’d be taking wor Dweezil to the mother-in-law’s and you’d be going hungry.

I agree with Gloomy on this. Champions League is all very nice, but we’re never winning the thing this season. I’d rather go out of the CL early on and win the League Cup. Once these lads see the utterly mental reaction they’ll get to winning something, they’ll want more.

Aye, we beat them by three goals.

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!

@Christmas Tree , how many pairs have you got, then?

Not that it needed it, but this really highlights how inadequate the approach to our commercial side was under Ashley and the Semi-Sentient Hamster. “ Bung a Sp***s D****t sign on it, sell some hotdogs, boosh.”

Hardly surprising-Any fucker that wears crocs, never mind being an expert on them, is proper shady.

leported

Go on, have a go.