Monkeys Fist

who sounds like a chronic asthmatic mumbling thru his nose......... out of tune

I was born in Durham.Lived north of the river since 6 months old. Now live in Forst Hall, which is North Tyneside NOT Newcastle. Shall I fuck off and support Berwick/Mackems/spartans/west allotment celtic?

Setanta I think. Cheers

Is it on sky or council telly?

At some point in the future Shearer may be good enough to manage NUFC. Until then can we not just have a Proper, experienced gaffer, one who might stay more than 2 weeks. I can't really get on this "Shearer for manager" trip. It makes absolutely no sense to me. Especially given the current state of affairs at the club.

1st half is cracking.... blood thunder and revenge etc. 2nd half is all about some hippy martyr type.

Brave New World is a canny read. There was an eighties film of it tho' - absolute cack.

Paying my respects to the old boys marching thru Forest Hall.

Not really surprised by this. I'll never forgive the b*stards for spouting their IRA shite at Pedro's testimonial. Why do we ALWAYS ask these cnuts to plat at SJP?

: clapping: Agreed- tree hugging bollix at it's worst. Thomas Hardy always sends me into a soma-like trance. THE most depressing ,miserable beggar ever to put pen to paper.

Told you I was thick

Hmmm.. where on pge 7 exactly. I refer you to my previous state of Dollyness I just wondered if I could make you check. (it was page 13 ) how about you quote he relevant post here, saving us numpties the bother.

you'd have too put your hand thru them, wouldn't you?

Hmmm.. where on pge 7 exactly. I refer you to my previous state of Dollyness

Sorry mate, me being a bit Dolly Dimple- d'you mean the Japs?

Looks like Obi Wan to me

Fair point. Still, never underestimate the rednecks....hatred is a scarily powerful thing,and those feckers are brimful of hatred.

Granted, but wasn't it an F.B.I. office? Could be wrong mind

Deuchars IPA, Mordue, Guinness. No,I don't have a beard or wear checky shirts. Yes, my shite is nuclear.

Black Keys- Thickfreakness

Wasn't it rednecks who set off the Oklahoma bomb? Anyway, good luck to Obama.Think he might be in for a few surprises once his feet are under the desk, but he seems a decent enough sort. George Bush- Forgotten but not Gone

Any bets as to when the first pot shot at Obama is? Think the poor bugger will make it to his inauguration?

is it just me or does Kumburgaz sound like a dodgy kebab shop?

just seen Deathhproof for 1st time. 20 mins in is a big " didn't see that coming " moment. Liked the Vanishing Point references . Still, total Cheese in a highly enjoyable way.

Reacting swiftly to Kinnear's collapse, the diminutive Owen checked his big toe for a pulse.