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    All the best Fish
  2. Worlds only nose/bum graft
  3. no pics on this vid but search on you tube and there are some live shows from German TV
  4. For the true Grand Daddys of Punk, dare I suggest The Monks? Bunch of GIs in Germany around 1963/64. Check out Black Monk Time. Mental.
  5. fair enough, just dont have a go mate. im not like any of the cunts of sunderland fans that you all seem to know. i was just pointing something out which i believe was true. It will embrace the north east, not just benefit our club, lets all hope we get it, then we can all celebrate as ENGLAND Fans!!! C'mon........ you must admit to being a wee bit embarrassed the sunlun bid uses pics of Newcastle? Where are the pics of Fawcett Street with its Stunning architecture, John Street with its .... erm..... struggling here mate ....... help me out. Oh aye, tell any of your less enlightened mates, the next time they call SJP St. Hotch Potch Park, they want to have a look at this site, which clearly displays the beautiful symmetry of your own patch of grass. You MUST be a bit embarrassed? Not embarrassed in the slightest mate, why should i be? like i said, id be happy if Newcastl* (since u lot refuse to but the d on the end of sunderland ) or any other north east side got it. Its a Sunderland Bid, like u lot have a Newcastl* bid. Both of which im sure would embrace the north east. Burning with the shame I reckon You can't fool the Fist! very often[
  6. fair enough, just dont have a go mate. im not like any of the cunts of sunderland fans that you all seem to know. i was just pointing something out which i believe was true. It will embrace the north east, not just benefit our club, lets all hope we get it, then we can all celebrate as ENGLAND Fans!!! C'mon........ you must admit to being a wee bit embarrassed the sunlun bid uses pics of Newcastle? Where are the pics of Fawcett Street with its Stunning architecture, John Street with its .... erm..... struggling here mate ....... help me out. Oh aye, tell any of your less enlightened mates, the next time they call SJP St. Hotch Potch Park, they want to have a look at this site, which clearly displays the beautiful symmetry of your own patch of grass. You MUST be a bit embarrassed?
  7. Just actually looked Out of 10 pics,I reckon 5 are not actually sunlun Newcastle quayside Bamburgh Castle Durham Cathedral Marsden Rock(South Shields) Penshaw Monument(washington) The beach pic is suspect too. You could not make it up Don't recognise the bridge, might be sunlun, could easily be feckin Smogsville or Hartlepool .
  8. Happy Shopper Blue Pop - Official Drink Of The Sunlun 2018 Cry for Attention. Why not have one to wash down your Cheezy Chips with scraps? MMMMMMMMMM
  9. Help yourself to Wor Micky too............... .........please
  10. Anyone on here going to confess to being Sebastian Flaxseed? Pissed myself.
  11. Having just performed this mornings waste disposal, poll options 2 & 4. The world is a better place having shared this info.
  12. Man walks into a bar & sees Van Gogh having a pint. Says " now then Vincent, fancy a beer?" Van Gogh says " No ta, I've got one ere"
  13. As a mark of respect Wistaam will play " I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" at their 1st pre-season friendly Coat is fetched.
  14. Shamone muthafucka! Oow!
  15. it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Black humour is a coping mechanism, particularly in this country. Nowt the matter with that. Aye true, the plastic faced monster has kept me from my porn long enough- nite all this one's for Farah!
  16. Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. One of the most interesting threads generally for a good while. Guess who/what's missing and who/what will come along to ruin it in the morning? Anagram- OPF? Oops- beaten to it by Stiva.
  17. "Yo blud! My Nectar points are off da hook!" But nigga, me Active Kids Tokens is bitchin'
  18. Aye- 6ft+ I'd say- needs a bit more beef on him tho if he's not to get shoved pillar to post. And he wants to cut down on the vodka!!!! He was buying feckin shitloads!
  19. Was in KFC today, went to offload the poison, and as I was bent over in the cubicle having a wipe, my arse let rip a monster- it sounded like a machine gun being shot thru wet cardboard! I even embarrassed myself it was so feckin loud and brutal. Thank God KFC put a hand wipe in their packets!
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