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no, aMURRRRRRDARRRRRRRRR (easy quiz- who was "taggarts" real life brother?) i know......... old

Does the Tanners still do "Newcastle's top Dub night on a Wednesday" btw? not a feckin clue mate. Dub and Dinner tho- top combo!

Black Door at the Biscuit Factory- pricey but absolute quality. And you can have a beverage at the Tanners 1st brag brag.............

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DIAL M for MOIDER!!

Pretty much everything at every level was wrong at Newcastle when he came in, this was compounded by the owner/chairman not taking any steps to correct it, which is why every manager on the planet turned it down before JFK was asked. Some of the main pressures he had to work under; * He only had a short term contract, so had no power or respect the job should have come with. * The club was for sale. The uncertain future would have made motivating/galvanising the squad very hard. * Fan/player bemusement at his appointment. Most said 'who?'. * Everyone wanted Keegan back and thought his appointment was ridiculous and very temporary. * Constant media ridcule (e.g. saying he turned up to train when the players were off). * The squad was tiny injury ridden squad that had no creativity. The list goes on, but my point is he took on a job no f*cker would, so show him a bit of respect. No. Fuck off JFK you pissy old tramp. Dontcha just love reasoned debate?

Whoops! Congratulations from me too!

If I buy one il have to buy one for the best men and ushers too! How flush do you think I am? Errr, flush enough to have a wedding with ushers?

Buy one you cheap get!

And not a single Pic of Joplings or the New Monkey! Who'da thunk it?

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Tractor or Traaaa-turrr? To be fair we talk in terms of brands rather than general terms. In Suffolk the John Deere is king. My knowledge of tractors extends to Red, Green or Blue! I just know of the pro and con ones.

Tractor or Traaaa-turrr? To be fair we talk in terms of brands rather than general terms. In Suffolk the John Deere is king. My knowledge of tractors extends to Red, Green or Blue!

I'm sure Shearer would love to bounce a few things off JFK- none of them ideas. Poll wise- shearer, we don't have any other viable options.

Tractor or Traaaa-turrr?

Did you ask "Twat" or "Twart".

They mentioned a fake one and I asked for one that flashed colours when you squeezed it, I got a right bollocking (excuse the pun) for not taking cancer seriously, but it was my way of dealing with it it was sewn in place but I ripped it free when I went snowboarding and came up short doing a backside 360, now it wanders round of its own accord, which can be highly amusing in the bedroom, you really can get your back wheels in Quality! mate the stories I have about that period of my life are just bizare Do tell!

As I understand it, JFK had no permanent contract, so compensation is not an issue. If there is any truth in the story , it's another tick in ashleys already full box marked " Twat".

have a good one, corpse.

The Telegraph are also running this story. Mike Ashley, you are without doubt the most despicable cunt on this earth.

Who's the drummer? (not animal)

Happy Birthday Mr. K

15 minutes from south Albania to Newcastle? Feck me Teed, in a Bugatti Veyron?

It makes a difference,our grounds bought and paid for,your`s is still on the tick,you really must try and live within your means! it can get you into big trouble........ ........ oh! wait a minute!!!..... Isn't yours built on a subsiding mine shaft?