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    Kevin Phillips?
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    His dad is black, mam is white. He’s also a triplet.
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    Go easy on the lad… … his Mrs. has thrown a blobstrop and withdrawn fanny access for a week.
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    Tonight’s game v Man Citeh. Thread not yet hidden. four posts later… Mackems man, thicker than whale spunk
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    Essembee last logged in May 17 2022. To absent friends
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    Next question- wtf did it stand for? He probably explained it once but I didn’t really pay attention to the mad bastard.
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    I like the cut of your jib, sir!
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    Keep the faith.
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    What was essembee’s (RIP) nickname for Lascelles?
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    He’s just seen the buffet’s open.
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    No way Captain Excitement has even seen his wife’s tits, never mind snorting toot off some random pair.
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    Most violent book he’s ever read.
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    Babestation. 10 minute free view.
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    Viz, keeping it simple since whenever.
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    @Rayvin Its time to hit to hit the “hide entire forum” button mate.
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    Any hole’s a goal! ( Yes, it’s both NSFW and very NSFL). edit; fixed… I’m so sorry
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    Maybe it is, have you seen his Mrs? * * no, neither has he!!!
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    We could adopt mackem behaviour and go private. But, we’d run the risk of then unleashing a tsunami of filth.
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    Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993
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    Ear-flicking little shits.
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    @RobinRobin
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    Btw, whoever advised him to go the Reality TV route obviously didn’t know his agent clearly hates him. Celebrity Cooking shows, Bake Off, Antique auction shite? … nah, send the little weasel off to eat kangaroo cocks for a few weeks with a pack of fellow cunts, then we’ll have him being terrified of some trained killers. Top work
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    Little bullshitter Aren’t ribs attached to the spine? Can’t have one without the other.
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