Monkeys Fist
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What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got wee legs. -
Botman’s not on the bench, is he?
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Kevin Phillips?
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His dad is black, mam is white. He’s also a triplet.
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Go easy on the lad… … his Mrs. has thrown a blobstrop and withdrawn fanny access for a week.
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Tonight’s game v Man Citeh. Thread not yet hidden. four posts later… Mackems man, thicker than whale spunk
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Essembee last logged in May 17 2022. To absent friends
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Next question- wtf did it stand for? He probably explained it once but I didn’t really pay attention to the mad bastard.
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I like the cut of your jib, sir!
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Keep the faith.
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What was essembee’s (RIP) nickname for Lascelles?
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He’s just seen the buffet’s open.
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No way Captain Excitement has even seen his wife’s tits, never mind snorting toot off some random pair.
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Most violent book he’s ever read.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Babestation. 10 minute free view. -
Viz, keeping it simple since whenever.
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@Rayvin Its time to hit to hit the “hide entire forum” button mate.
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Any hole’s a goal! ( Yes, it’s both NSFW and very NSFL). edit; fixed… I’m so sorry
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Maybe it is, have you seen his Mrs? * * no, neither has he!!!
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
We could adopt mackem behaviour and go private. But, we’d run the risk of then unleashing a tsunami of filth. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993 -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ear-flicking little shits.