Monkeys Fist
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I was born in Durham.Lived north of the river since 6 months old. Now live in Forst Hall, which is North Tyneside NOT Newcastle.
Shall I fuck off and support Berwick/Mackems/spartans/west allotment celtic?
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Is it on sky or council telly?
Setanta I think.
Cheers
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Is it on sky or council telly?
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At some point in the future Shearer may be good enough to manage NUFC.
Until then can we not just have a Proper, experienced gaffer, one who might stay more than 2 weeks.
I can't really get on this "Shearer for manager" trip. It makes absolutely no sense to me. Especially given the current state of affairs at the club.
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Thought the Bible was a bit shit.
1st half is cracking.... blood thunder and revenge etc.
2nd half is all about some hippy martyr type.
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Brave New World is a canny read. There was an eighties film of it tho' - absolute cack.
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Paying my respects to the old boys marching thru Forest Hall.
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Not really surprised by this. I'll never forgive the b*stards for spouting their IRA shite at Pedro's testimonial.
Why do we ALWAYS ask these cnuts to plat at SJP?
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Imagine by John Lennon, cannot get away with that track at all.clapping:
Agreed- tree hugging bollix at it's worst.
Thomas Hardy always sends me into a soma-like trance. THE most depressing ,miserable beggar ever to put pen to paper.
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Told you I was thick
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Page 7.
Hmmm.. where on pge 7 exactly.
I refer you to my previous state of Dollyness
You've not posted on there.
I just wondered if I could make you check.
(it was page 13
)how about you quote he relevant post here, saving us numpties the bother.
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you'd have too put your hand thru them, wouldn't you?
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Page 7.
Hmmm.. where on pge 7 exactly.
I refer you to my previous state of Dollyness
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Maybe we should try to find out about the East Asian perception here too.
Sorry mate, me being a bit Dolly Dimple- d'you mean the Japs?
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Can you not see the bearded face in the middle of the sun?
Looks like Obi Wan to me
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Aye, but in the same way a vet is just a failed doctor, FBI agents are just not good enough for the secret service.
Fair point. Still, never underestimate the rednecks....hatred is a scarily powerful thing,and those feckers are brimful of hatred.
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Granted, but wasn't it an F.B.I. office?
Could be wrong mind
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Deuchars IPA, Mordue, Guinness.
No,I don't have a beard or wear checky shirts.
Yes, my shite is nuclear.
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Black Keys- Thickfreakness
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Rednecks don't have the capability to take out the prisident.
Wasn't it rednecks who set off the Oklahoma bomb?
Anyway, good luck to Obama.Think he might be in for a few surprises once his feet are under the desk, but he seems a decent enough sort.
George Bush- Forgotten but not Gone
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Any bets as to when the first pot shot at Obama is?
Think the poor bugger will make it to his inauguration?
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is it just me or does Kumburgaz sound like a dodgy kebab shop?
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just seen Deathhproof for 1st time. 20 mins in is a big " didn't see that coming " moment. Liked the Vanishing Point references .
Still, total Cheese in a highly enjoyable way.
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Reacting swiftly to Kinnear's collapse, the diminutive Owen checked his big toe for a pulse.
Classics that leave you cold
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who sounds like a chronic asthmatic mumbling thru his nose.........
out of tune