Monkeys Fist
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I think he has a bit longer than that - its affecting his typing apparently and some word recognition but he's had the guts to publicise it
Maybe right, just what i'd heard( from the mate of a sister's partner's dad who knows a bloke......................)
still, not nice.
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As I see it, there are two problems- the Northern Europe culture of getting blitzed,and the strength of the alcohol being sold.
In France for example,it has had virtually 24 hr opening for years, yet it is a serious social faux-pas to get 'blitzed'. fine to drink steadily over the course of a day, but if you start to get wobbly, it's not seen as a point of weakness to stop drinking alcohol and hit the soft drinks.
The general strength of beers seems to have gone up, 5% being the standard, whereas when I started going to boozers, 4-4.2% seemed the norm. I know firms are bringing out lower strength versions of popular lagers, but the fact that they're advertising them as such imo means the people who SHOULD be drinking them never will-" ownly for puffs that lite shite man"
Banning supermarkets from selling beers as loss leaders will do nowt- just start up the Calais Run black market again.
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Pratchett recently revealed he has a form of Alzheimers, it is rapid-onset and he's been told he has a year or so at best of 'sanity'. So, he won't be knocking out too many more books.
Like or loathe him , you've got to have some sympathy for the bloke, it's like a living death sentence.
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This time around, i think Steve Bruce is a much more attractive option.
Light blue touch paper.
Run like buggery
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Cruel Madonna? shouldn't that be " Madder than a Bucket of Frogs Madonna"
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My fav in Oz was Cooper's. They sell their Sparkling Ale in The Tyne. Their Pale Ale is canny as well. The nicest Pale I've had though (different class to Deuchars and the like) is Goose Island, which is actually an American beer. That Sierra Nevada stuff is good as well but not quite as nice as Goose Island. It's hard to get though. Safeways used to sell it.
The Magus in there is a canny session ale.
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Microsoft/Biggins fella please.
Don't fancy another neo-con ultra christian in the region. Reg Vardy is enough.
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Black Keys- Thickfreakness
I'm seeing them next week
Grandaddy - Sumday
Aye got me tickets too.
looking forward to it like.Seasick Steve's coming to toon again aswell.
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He'd have to get the Man U job for a start, unless we are bought out by God or something.
Now there's a thought.
Mind, could get us in bother with Celtic fans.
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I'm sick to the back teeth of telling people why appointing Shearer would be such a suicidal move. Lets get taken over, get him in and back him to the hilt with cash. If he's mint then fine, if not then we'll just have to run the new owner out of town when he tries to get rid
Agreed. If he turned out to be the next Ferguson i'd happily eat pie of humbleness.... just think it's a bloody big gamble to take.
He isn't saying that though.
ok
I am tho ...but ....like
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I'm sick to the back teeth of telling people why appointing Shearer would be such a suicidal move. Lets get taken over, get him in and back him to the hilt with cash. If he's mint then fine, if not then we'll just have to run the new owner out of town when he tries to get rid
Agreed. If he turned out to be the next Ferguson i'd happily eat pie of humbleness.... just think it's a bloody big gamble to take.
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Ranking that shower of shit is like ranking your 5 least favourite meals.
For me:
1, Dog shit on toast (Souness)
2, Spunk wrap (Guillet)
3, Used tampon tea loaf (Allardyce)
4, Anal scappings on ryvita (Roeder)
5, Knob cheese sarny (Dalglish)
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Oh Aye....
Neil Young...
Over rated tosser.
Lynrd Skynrd had the right idea
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And Bob Dylan is a wheezy bore.
who sounds like a chronic asthmatic mumbling thru his nose.........
out of tune
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I was born in Durham.Lived north of the river since 6 months old. Now live in Forst Hall, which is North Tyneside NOT Newcastle.
Shall I fuck off and support Berwick/Mackems/spartans/west allotment celtic?
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Is it on sky or council telly?
Setanta I think.
Cheers
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Is it on sky or council telly?
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At some point in the future Shearer may be good enough to manage NUFC.
Until then can we not just have a Proper, experienced gaffer, one who might stay more than 2 weeks.
I can't really get on this "Shearer for manager" trip. It makes absolutely no sense to me. Especially given the current state of affairs at the club.
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Thought the Bible was a bit shit.
1st half is cracking.... blood thunder and revenge etc.
2nd half is all about some hippy martyr type.
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Brave New World is a canny read. There was an eighties film of it tho' - absolute cack.
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Paying my respects to the old boys marching thru Forest Hall.
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Not really surprised by this. I'll never forgive the b*stards for spouting their IRA shite at Pedro's testimonial.
Why do we ALWAYS ask these cnuts to plat at SJP?
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Imagine by John Lennon, cannot get away with that track at all.clapping:
Agreed- tree hugging bollix at it's worst.
Thomas Hardy always sends me into a soma-like trance. THE most depressing ,miserable beggar ever to put pen to paper.
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Told you I was thick
Shola's head...
in Newcastle Forum
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Tried to find the racism in this thread-Igive up.
Only hint of it is from our 'friend' in the south.