Monkeys Fist

bastard.. feed has gone... anyone?

Deserves every single clap of his ovation. Well done dawg

:icon_lol:difference is he's not getting caught with us.

Doctor Who, welcome.

D. Custard growing in confidence. Fo shizzle

Didn't put him off though.

Fuckin Barton thinks he's outside Mcdonalds again.

What a difference a goal makes. Confidence pulsing now like.

Fuckin wallop!

Shearer there tonight, in a pink jumper. Puff.

Canny attempt from D. Custard.

'Too posh' Lymington rejects 99p shop’s 'gaudy' sign Last Updated: 4:43PM BST 31/08/2009 The owners of a 99p shop in Lymington, the affluent Hampshire town once said to be “too posh” for an Argos store, have been ordered to remove their sign by a council because the display is “too gaudy”. SOLENT Lymington: when the store opened last month, staff gave away canapes and glasses of champagne, and played music by Beethoven in an effort to win over local residents. The family-run bargain store, founded by Nadir Lalani, has been told the sign is “not sympathetic” to the traditions of the town's Georgian High Street. The sign, which includes the 99p Stores logo and the slogan 'quality products under a pound', can be seen on the company’s shopfronts elsewhere in Britain. The sign was described as “inappropriate and extremely gaudy” by a local councillor, Edward Jearrad, at a recent meeting of Lymington and Pennington Town Council. Mr Jearrad welcomed the shop, which recently opened in the town, but said the sign was out of keeping with the High Street. The company has been told by council officials that it did not submit a planning application, and it has been given four weeks to suggest a replacement. Chris Elliott, head of planning at New Forest District Council, said it was “extremely unlikely” the company would obtain retrospective planning permission. He said: "Our judgement is that the sign is pretty awful and we will give them a brief opportunity to voluntarily remove it before we begin prosecution proceedings. "The company will not be invited to submit a planning application for its retention because we do not believe that will be successful." A spokesman for the store said: "In our eagerness to open up and offer value to the shoppers of Lymington we adopted our standard signage which is in place across the UK. "At the same time we correctly applied for retrospective planning permission. Now the planners have told us this signage is not 'sympathetic' to the traditions of this particular part of the town centre. “We have been given up to 28 days to come up with a satisfactory conclusion, which we are very sure we will." When the store opened last month, staff gave away canapes and glasses of champagne, and played music by Beethoven in an effort to win over local residents. Three years ago, residents campaigned against an Argos store amid fears it would “lower the tone” of the town. From the Torygraph. Must be nice to have nowt better to worry about

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Didn't start doing sea lion barks did you? No, sharp exit tho when she started necking whole mackerel. She had the strangest boobs. Perfect ski jumps when standing up, long dangly Mattesons when in the canine pose.

In my youth I was being ridden "a la cowboy" by a lass with salami tits. As the rhthym built, her boobs started swinging then slapping together. I chuckled, she got embarrased. So, I said I would hold them up for her, and away we went. At the " going like a jackhammer" stage, the devil on my shoulder said" drop em!" I did, they started slapping like a hungry sea lion, I creased up, end of shag. Hey Ho.

Stuck in manchester , so watching Arse v Cuntic. Highlight- Cat Deeley in the Half time Walkers advert, grumble fnarr etc. Lowlight- Andy Townsend, tit of epic proportions.

The women in Dublin have the finest arses in the British Isles. That's all

Wyn Davies, Gary Speed, Bellamy.… am I missing something? ...that Stevies a massive racist? Aaaah, it is because ee is black innit boyo! (dons flak jacket and helmet for oncoming Hurricane Stevie!)

Wyn Davies, Gary Speed, Bellamy.… am I missing something?

One is an unknownwith the potential to run the club correctly and sensibly. One is a nailed on cunt running the club into oblivion. I know which I'd take a punt on.

Did you know the word "gullible" isnt in the Oxford English dictionary?

Three points , clean sheet. Suits me sir. Talking on radio about players bearhugging Hughton as if it's his last game??????

Niiiiiiice!

There's less chance of being caught! true. (ssshh) off to Liverpool this afternoon. Will carry out a clunge comparison survey, the Scallys will have to pull out all the stops to beat Bristol Clunge Crew.